It's perhaps the biggest threat to the nation's mental wellbeing, yet it's freely available on every street – for pennies. The dealers claim it expands the mind and bolsters the intellect: users experience an initial rush of emotion (often euphoria or rage), followed by what they believe is a state of enhanced awareness. Tragically this "awareness" is a delusion. As they grow increasingly detached from reality, heavy users often exhibit impaired decision-making abilities, becoming paranoid, agitated and quick to anger. In extreme cases they've even been known to form mobs and attack people. Technically it's called "a newspaper", although it's better known by one of its many "street names", such as "The Currant Bun" or "The Mail" or "The Grauniad" (see me – Ed).

In its purest form, a newspaper consists of a collection of facts which, in controlled circumstances, can actively improve knowledge. Unfortunately, facts are expensive, so to save costs and drive up sales, unscrupulous dealers often "cut" the basic contents with cheaper material, such as wild opinion, bullshit, empty hysteria, reheated press releases, advertorial padding and photographs of Lady Gaga with her bum hanging out. The hapless user has little or no concept of the toxicity of the end product: they digest the contents in good faith, only to pay the price later when they find themselves raging incoherently in pubs, or – increasingly – on internet messageboards.

It's perhaps the biggest threat to the nation's mental wellbeing, yet it's freely available on every street – for pennies. The dealers claim it expands the mind and bolsters the intellect: users experience an initial rush of emotion (often euphoria or rage), followed by what they believe is a state of enhanced awareness. Tragically this "awareness" is a delusion. As they grow increasingly detached from reality, heavy users often exhibit impaired decision-making abilities, becoming paranoid, agitated and quick to anger. In extreme cases they've even been known to form mobs and attack people. Technically it's called "a newspaper", although it's better known by one of its many "street names", such as "The Currant Bun" or "The Mail" or "The Grauniad" (see me – Ed).

In its purest form, a newspaper consists of a collection of facts which, in controlled circumstances, can actively improve knowledge. Unfortunately, facts are expensive, so to save costs and drive up sales, unscrupulous dealers often "cut" the basic contents with cheaper material, such as wild opinion, bullshit, empty hysteria, reheated press releases, advertorial padding and photographs of Lady Gaga with her bum hanging out. The hapless user has little or no concept of the toxicity of the end product: they digest the contents in good faith, only to pay the price later when they find themselves raging incoherently in pubs, or – increasingly – on internet messageboards.

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AHHHahahahahahahahahaa...omg, that's hilarious. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha...ahhhh, not enough ha's for that one.

I thought it was about DMT at first, so I was kinda angry, but then...man, ohhh man. That's great! I'm laughing my ass off.

Intelligence + humor ....there's nothing like it. Haha!

Lol same here, at first I thought "Great, now a high brow paper has picked up on it...", reading through the first paragraph I could feel the anger and bile refluxing.....then I clocked on and much merriment was had. Very good

Methtical

I honestly cannot believe it is DMT they seized...I mean 126kg? Thats a lot of extraction....and anyway, for what purpose? It's virtually unknown in the UK, so what the hell are you going to do with 126kg of spice?

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”

A lie has speed, but the truth has endurance.

i cant post a reply here 'cos i'm stuck in nursery, was posting to these forums
when they were 'dmt-world' so i'm not a baby, i dont post much these days but
i think this is important to to future of what is going on here.

anyway wanted all you folks to know that 'coincidentally'
there is a movie on cinema release this week in
the uk called Enter the Void directed by Gaspar Noe,

http://www.denofgeek.com...d_life_after_death.html

the plot involves a kid who gets shot and dies
while on acid/dmt trip. the Sun's article is
probably an opportunist media knee jerk reaction to the movie
and a piece of total invention.

also if you google news you will find two reports
in US newspapers this week, one about a dmt-lab bust,
and another about an arrest after a girl dying in a pond.


http://newtown.patch.com...on-with-states-attorney

http://www.thestarpress....0101006/BUSTED/10060340


you see how it all links up, the Sun's article is no accident,
interestingly the article is posted by a 'journalist' called
Andrew French, synchronously there was a hatchet job review of
Enter the Void in a british newspaper recently, the reviewer
went by the name of Phillip FRENCH.

http://www.guardian.co.u...er-the-void-film-review

so october is a bad month in the press, what is worse is that very
soon Spirit Molecule - the movie is being released this month as well
so expect lots more anti dmt reporting, and worse is to come
when Shulgin releases his movie Dirty Pictures very soon.

Going mainstream is very dangerous, the media will
co-ordinate a campaign to discredit anything it sees as a threat,
don't underestimate the resolve of the Forces of Darkness, be vigilant.

Anyone still think DMT being popularized & sensationalized through easy internet access is a good thing?

This is unfortunately just the beginning.
The fact that some shit-head-lie-rag is doing demonizing stories on the "latest drug trend" just goes to show how DMT is quickly becoming well known along side coke, meth & heroin to everyday people as it's web popularity grows.
I remember the hype stories about crack back in the 80's too, all full of BS & peaking the attention of every asshole wanting to get fucked up & escape.

Also, that fact that this story is only on the front page of the "web-version" of the paper (page 15 in print ver), clearly speaks to a target web-based audience.


Stock up on yer mimosa boys....



Thanks internet!
WS