hahaha seriously!? legalize?! if gazelle is "legalize" to you, you can start your own language
something interesting tho: the human mind can understand words even if all the words are jumbled up, as long as the first and the last letters remain the same. for ex.
"Wasged msut hvae been hgih as fcuk to urdsenantd waht the fcuk a gzelale culod maen"
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