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Posts: 1072 Joined: 12-Feb-2009 Last visit: 18-Dec-2021 Location: Here with you but living in florida
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"No, seriously"
Posts: 7324 Joined: 18-Jan-2007 Last visit: 30-Oct-2025 Location: Orion Spur
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Very funny! And was a coincidence, the author is called "The Traveler" too!  Kind regards, The Traveler
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JC
Posts: 1183 Joined: 18-Jan-2008 Last visit: 12-May-2024 Location: Scotland
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That is hilarious! 
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Posts: 788 Joined: 09-May-2010 Last visit: 07-Dec-2019
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funny article. second pic is hilarious The Traveler wrote:And was a coincidence, the author is called "The Traveler" too! yes but she has a vagina <3
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Kalt und Heiß, Schwarz und Rot, Kürper und Geist, Liebe und Chaos
 
Posts: 4661 Joined: 02-Jun-2008 Last visit: 30-Apr-2022
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I died laughing, haven't seen something as funny for ages! Especially since I have a newborn around me! Was also fun to see that I do so many wrong things, I guess my mother was right to call me a dangerous dad! Need to calculate between salts and freebases? Click here! Need to calculate freebase or salt percentage at a given pH? Click here!
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Posts: 4804 Joined: 08-Dec-2008 Last visit: 15-Apr-2025 Location: UK
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I have to say though, when I have a kid if I find out that he/she CAN play chess. I'm damn well going to play chess.
I suck at it anyway so it's not like it's going to be too unfair. Though I can be a bad loser. I guess that's the ultimate test.
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Kalt und Heiß, Schwarz und Rot, Kürper und Geist, Liebe und Chaos
Posts: 4661 Joined: 02-Jun-2008 Last visit: 30-Apr-2022
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Phantastica wrote:funny article. second pic is hilarious ...and guess what, I've tried this thing not only once. Can't imagine how the baby feels when he's been offered a hairy nipple that gives no milk! i think that most of the don'ts are things that fathers often do because they have a far different perception of the situation. e.g. washing the baby with the garden hose or putting a smoked fish in its mouth sounds just too amazing not to try (thankfully there are mothers who'll stop such activities ASAP!) Need to calculate between salts and freebases? Click here! Need to calculate freebase or salt percentage at a given pH? Click here!
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Posts: 788 Joined: 09-May-2010 Last visit: 07-Dec-2019
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Infundibulum wrote:Phantastica wrote:funny article. second pic is hilarious ...and guess what, I've tried this thing not only once. Can't imagine how the baby feels when he's been offered a hairy nipple that gives no milk! haha lmao!! what if you were to find out that when you were a baby, you sucked on your dad's hairy nipples, and prolly sucked even harder upon realizing that there's no milk coming out ..don't do that to your baby lol, he/she can have nightmares after growing up <3
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Posts: 1072 Joined: 12-Feb-2009 Last visit: 18-Dec-2021 Location: Here with you but living in florida
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anything else like this out there? If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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