I was sitting on my back porch and took a hit of DMT. I have a dog and a pet chicken. All of a sudden, a dog with the same colors as mine but smaller and a chicken ran into my house. They were both very calm and I freaked out and put the chicken in a different room and closed the door. When I came back, the dog was gone but my dog was in it's place and when I went for the chicken, it was my chicken. That was the strangest thing ever!

Hahahaha!!

No. Impossible. You are wrong about your experience.

Shit happens when you take drugs, especially in the company of dogs and chicken. There are few other people who report strange events when dogs or chicken are present during dmt smoking, this is why we have some warning about this in the Wiki page. Even the presence of dog poo can cause all sorts of strange anomalies. I think you pushed the limits trying to smoke dmt in the presence of a dog AND a chicken.

Please be safe!

Good thing there wasn't a gerbil involved, or you might have opened some kind of a vortex and fucked up the space time continuum!!

I've had experience when I got up during the peaked, walked downstairs and locked myself in a cupboard. However when I came round I was still lying down where I had been before smoking.

It's weird as shit in there my friend.

So let me get this straight...

...you saw a dog & chicken that looked like your dog & chicken...and then it turns out...they were your dog & chicken...Hmmmmmm


That is unexplainable.....just to be sure, cook the chicken & feed it to the dog...then see what happens & let us know!!


WS

BTW, if a dog & chicken stroll in to my house, I think my last course of action would be to go ahead & stick the chicken in a room all by itself....I don't care how small the dog is!!!


(best thread ever!!!)
WS

I'm almost crying here.

Man takes strong psychedelic.

His dog appears smaller. He put's his chicken in a room.

When psychedlic wears off he finds this strange.

I concur. Best thread ever.

Hit that shit harder and tell us what happens to the dog and chicken then. Please.

Reading through this today, I also cry from laughing, I propose we sticky the thread. Definitely best thread!

That is what happened. It was not suppose to be funny, though I am laughing and worried at the same time this morning. I put the chicken in a separate room because we are all vegans and I did not want the dog to hurt her. I was sitting on the back steps and as soon as I exhales and put the VG down, the chicken and the dog ran past me. So I ran after them. The dog sat on my dog's bed and I grabbed the chicken. Then I ran all over the house looking for my dog because I didn't know how he would react with a stranger on his bed, Then I started looking for my chicken because there was a strange dog in my house. Later I went to the back yard and started yelling "hello, I have your dog and your chicken, please come get them". My friend was upstairs on the phone with his parents and I started yelling for him to come down and help me find them. He came down and took my DMT away and now he won't tell me where it is. When I went out later for the VG and it was soaked because we had a quick rain shower, so the part of them running past me was real as they were probably avoiding the rain, I just must have not recognized them in their cartoon forms. The real twilight moment came when I slowly realized it did not happen over a 20 minute period.

Wow dude, please be carefull walking around with a hit of DMT in your lungs.

This thread is cracking me up though, dogs and chickens hahahahaha. Set and setting play such a big role in the experience, no distractions alowed

hahaha... It gets better. I can picture this brilliantly. You've made my day.

Seriously though - don't worry. You're inhaling a unbelievably powerful substance. Your dog and chicken looking different etc is nothing.

Maybe next time you hit it you'll find this whole event happens again only that when you come back down you were lying on your couch the whole time. Or you could be flung to the edge of the universe.

Safe travels.

This thread has made my day! We need more people with chickens and dogs to get confused on DMT

hahahaha awesome santos! this thread is great

but yeah do stay laying down when smoking dmt, dont risk hurting yourself

Lmao great thread. dam sudo chickens of the apocalypse. Beware the end is near!!

Ps. When the chicken ran in the house did it say the sky was falling?

definitely lay down next time...and maybe close your eyes too!

That way, if you see any dogs & chickens, you'll know they are not your dog & chicken...and there wont be any rooms you can seclude the poor chicken in!!
(fact: chickens hate being alone! Why do you think he went running with the dog?)


In all seriousness though, a chicken is kinda a weird pet to start with...no?
I had a neighbor who had a pet chicken once...we lived in a dense neighborhood in the middle of the city...a chicken is not a city pet!!
Damn noisy chicken!! Maybe I shoulda found a dog to go running with it!



Of course!
Chickens have very limited vocabulary, they're always sayin' that!

WS

The funniest passage I’ve read on the Nexus –ever!!!

(Also, you have a very wise friend!)

I have this happening all the times: I had a bag of potatoes lying around and they where playing this game with me all the time, pretending they where different potatoes than the ones i bought at the store but just looking almost exactly like them. Nearly drove me insane. Since then i only eat lettuce and carrots.