Dogs dream they are human and ask in the dream, "am I a dog, or a human?"
Upon waking and reflecting, they think "bark bark bark JBArk!!"
JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.