Hello swimers so here is my first ayahuasca expierience.When I tried it first time I was 17 years old and I did not fully understood the power of ayahuasca and what it really is .Swim did ordered the MHRB and Banisteriopsis Caapi from http://www.just-herbs.co.uk he made a tea following a recipe that is posted in drugsforum I can’t remember exactly but I think that I used 100 grams of MHRB and 50 grams of Banisteriopsis Caapi .Swim lives in a house with 2 floors in it, he decided that he will take a tea in the second floor because he like the viev from windows there his parents were on the first floor. he wanted to be alone that no one would destract him he did not told his parents that he will drink it but they knew that I brought bark and the vine, swim feels the best when no other people are aroud him when he takes something 

So he sat at chair drank half of the cup of both Mhrb and the vine teas the taste of tea was harsh I almost puked because of horrible taste but later on he got used to the taste ,I waited some time and the started feeling that something is happening he started to feel lightenes in his body and he started to see purple beautiful patterns on his white walls that was amazing ,the sounds became metallic swim started to look outside from his window ,the grass on his territory aroud house were changing from light green to darker and was moving,the trees too changed theyr collors from green to yellow, wind was blowing at them and they looked beautiful indeed hard to describe 

Swim started to talk with himself in his head but the feeling was that he talking in his head about his life with someone else (it was like for example when you are praying to god in your head same thing happened to him when he drank this tea) after a while swim felt nauseated and puked out (he noticed that he puked out a lot of tea) after puking and some time passed he felt that trip is about to finish so he drank the rest of his tea and smoked some weed and layd down on his bed to wait when it will kick in he turned on TV after some time he again felt that feeling that he is about to start triping,suddenly he started to see green triangles with eyes in them ,swim felt that this time he will trip verry hard ,the tv he was watching looked so strange to him ant the sounds that it released was total nonsense with metalic sound ,he started to trip really hard and decided that he better turn of his tv because it was freaking him out ,he closed his eyes and tried to sleep it out because he felt that it was too much for swim he started to hear music in his ears witch he never had listened to (after his trip when two weeks have passed he found the song that he was hearing on a youtube that was strange really strange and amazing at the same time )

So when swim tried to sleep he blacked out a few times he think ,when he opened his eyes he thinked that he is not in his body and everything that he sees is not real he is in another woirld or something (he started to freak out really bad it was like this one of my part was telling be that something terrible have happened and the other part tried to calm up ant that everything will be allright ) he closed his eyes again and started to hear that his Mother and father were coming to second floor where I was lying and I was hearing how they are coming up and beginning to talk to me like this (Damm son what you have done to yourself and I started to hear how they are calling to an ambulance and talking something to the phone) the swim have opened his eyes and did not saw anyone standing near to him and he thinked that he dying or something and he can’t see his parents because he is haliucinating then swim heard how an anbulance came to his place to take him to hospital,then he started to feel that he is being taken to hospital with the ambulance car and his father telling him to his ear every minute or so that everything will be allright (it sounded like this Everything will be allright hold on everything will be allright ….)

Swim was thinking that he is about to die .Then swim passed out again when he woke up again he realised that he is at home father came up and asked how is that bark I have buyed did I tried it .I sayd to him that I’m felling bad and we will talk later about that ,he realized that im on the influence of ayahuasca he did’t knew what it is what it does he didn’t tried any halliucinogens in his life (he asked what do you feeling or something like that) it it concerned my father he told me don’t do it again you look like you drunk or something like that. I was still triping hard and it was hitting me like wawes, you feel almost normal then zang you tripping your balls of .Then I tried to vommit. I vommited a little spited on the floor everywhere like crazy then father realized that I need help he said that I should vommit it will make me feel better but I was so disoriented that when I camed to toilet and tried to put my fingers in my mouth I just did not have what to vommit off .

Those finger felt so strange in my mouth ,father bringed me some tea and tried to give it to me but I was spilling and spiting it out of my mouth all over my self one then I standed up talked some nonsense with my parents lost my consinses one time falled to the ground then I tired to vommit again this time with succes because I managed to drink some water and tea that Parents bringed me and started little by little to come back to reality.I remember parents asked what do you feel whats happened to you I anwered it is like dream everything is not real…I walked in the room with my pants off and parents said that I looked really bad spiting everywhere and talking nonsense the bad thing is I don’t remember everything clearly things that happened that day.After this expierience I drank ayahusca for maybe 5 days straight half of cup (stupid me afther using this mutch ayahuasca I’t teached me a good lesson but that is another story )Sorry for my eanglish it is bit hard to describe everything on eanglish but I hope you like it  Be safe .

I think whatever you use for carriage returns (new lines) on your keyboard doesn't work with this forum. You may need to figure that out or it makes it even harder to read added in with your english. I went ahead and put some in the quoted text where I see this weird looking character that looks like you meant for a new line.

I really hope you are mis-representing your dosages, because 50-100g of Mimosa from my reading here is a truly insane dose. People report it being very strong on as little as 3g. 50-100g is what people tend to use when using Chacruna (Psychotria Viridis). That is the only one where the ratio is near 1:1 with the Caapi. If not at least you survived.

I managed to find the recipe sorry i was wrong about the doses .

y Anonymous
v1.0 - Nov 2006
Adapted for Erowid from Ayahuasca Forum recipes
The use of Banisteriopsis caapi in this recipe is based on the premise that a) a brew of B. caapi and (usually) P. viridis is the traditional South American brew, b) the caapi is particularly important as traditionally the caapi itself is considered to be "ayahuasca" while the DMT-containing plants are simply helpers, and c) the caapi and the experience it provides are smoother, safer, and "wiser" than that produced by Peganum harmala (syrian rue). B. caapi is less unpredictable and more controlled, a more reliable and learned teacher.

After examining your intentions, researching, and following the requisite dietary regimen, gather together:
50 grams of Banisteriopsis caapi (whole vine, not shredded/powdered)
12 grams of Mimosa hostilis root bark (again, not shredded or powdered.) [See Note 1]
white vinegar
distilled water
4 stainless steel pots [See Note 2]
Steps
Wrap the caapi in a towel and break it up with a hammer until it is shredded. Powder the mimosa with a coffee grinder or shred by hand.
In one pot, put in the mimosa, a teaspoon of vinegar, and a liter or so of water.
In another pot, put in the caapi, and a similar amount of water and vinegar.
Simmer for 2-3 hours or until water level gets low. Avoid boiling -- it should be just cool enough not to bubble. Speak your intentions to the brew as it is brewing; listen to the sounds it makes. Do not leave it unattended; if you need to do something different, turn off the stove.
Keeping the mimosa and the caapi separate, filter each through a cloth (e.g. a t-shirt) until the brew becomes clear, probably 4 or 5 times. (An excellent method for easy filtering is to duct tape a t-shirt over an empty pot, allowing you both hands to pour the brew. The t-shirt will become quickly clogged, so for each filter you must use a fresh section of cloth.) Put the mimosa tea in a pot for mimosa, the caapi in a pot for caapi, and reduce both; remember not to bring to a full boil.
Repeat steps 2-5 three times, keeping the mimosa and caapi separate. The plant material is to be boiled a total of three times with fresh water and vinegar each time; the brewed/filtered tea is kept separate and reduced over low heat as you do the second and third washes. This method requires four pots, unless you spread it out over several nights.
At this point you will have a pot containing the three washes of mimosa, reduced, and the same for the caapi. Each dose should be no smaller than half a cup and no larger than a cup. (Less concentrated brews taste better, but leave you with more to drink.) Put them in the fridge overnight.
The next day, carefully remove the cooled mimosa from the fridge. Through a t-shirt filter, pour off the liquid; avoid disturbing the sludge/sediment on the bottom of the container. You don't need it. DO NOT do this with the reduced caapi brew; if you've filtered properly, your tea should be pretty clean. It should become clear when heated, and have a purplish color, much like red wine.
Once you have done this, you have the option of combining the mimosa and the caapi or drinking the mimosa after the caapi. Shake up the caapi to make sure that any sediment is in the tea and not on the bottom of the container. Heat up the tea, drinking it warm.
It is suggested that two doses be brewed for each person. If you cannot keep the tea down and purge prematurely, you will then have another cup to drink.

Be thankful for the experience, no matter what happens. There are always lessons to be learned, whether it "works" or not, whether you have a "good" trip or a "bad" one.

This is a bit more complex than some recipes that call for syrian rue, but using real vine instead of syrian rue is worth it. It is a bit more expensive, but worth the money; even with B. caapi, a dose will still cost less than many other hallucinogen.

Notes #
Fifty grams of P. viridis leaves can be used instead of mimosa. If going this route, the completed washes should be put in a container or pot in the fridge until the next day instead of being reduced immediately.
Make sure your pots are steel -- no aluminum and ABSOLUTELY no Teflon. After finishing a wash (step five), you can reduce the brewed tea while doing the remaining washes; however, if you do not have four pots, it is possible to do it all in one pot. The caapi and mimosa can be combined into one pot throughout the brewing and reduction process. If you are doing it like this, you must spread out the brewing over more than one night; the reduction must be done AFTER the sediment settles overnight in the fridge, as in step eight. You can reduce the mimosa and then pour off the sediment after letting it sit in the fridge without it affecting the quality of your tea; you cannot do this with caapi.

Glad to hear you made it through, the medicine can be incredibly powerful!

This is why it is important to make sure set and setting are completely secured. Fortunately, despite the fact your parents didn't understand what you took, they were still generally supportive and didn't panic. Trying to do anything entheogen-related secretly in a house where not all members know/approve/it isn't your house, is extremely dangerous for a number of reasons, plus the issue of respect.

Next time you drink, try to see if you can have a sitter on hand (a friend who understands psychedelics, can help you to the bathroom, etc.). Plus, knowing it is being done in a sanctuary, the fear will generally be much less and a more rewarding surrender is possible.

Just to add, it takes alot of work on ones eyes to read a bi ol block of text like that.

Try and break it up into paragraphs next time pls

Interesting review. Keep it safe bro!