No need to worry!
Quote:1. I have no crockpot (as required by Marsofold's and Third Eye's A/B TEK).
There is no need for a crock pot, you can do everything in a normal saucepan on the stove.
Quote:2. I have no buchner funnel or pump (as required by Vovin's A/B TEK).
No need for specialised pumps or funnels, you can improvise by decanting, using pipettes, turkey basters, plastic jugs etc. etc.
Quote:3. I have no food dehydrator (as required by Ron69's d-limonene A/B TEK)
I am not familiar with this tek but you can use many other things such as household radiators and the like to evap liquids, just mind you don’t use open flames if evapping flammable solvents.
Quote:4. I have no electric kettle or electric stove (it's gas) (as required by Q21Q21's food-safe TEK)
No need for kettles or electric stoves, you can heat things with the hot water tap or hot water from the stove, again watch naked flames are not used with flammable solvents out.
Quote:5. I have no IPA or fumeric acid (as required by BLAB TEK)
Not played with BLAB yet...
Quote:6. My freezer does NOT go to -20 C, as required (apparently) by every TEK calling for freeze precipitation. It think the lowest setting is 0 C.
Does your freezer freeze ice cream? If it does it will be fine. If the worst comes to the worst you can always evap your solution.
Quote:7. My MHRB is pre-powdered VERY fine. I cannot open the bag without a fine mist of powder rising up. Marsofold's TEK indicates that the particles should be no smaller than 1mm for best results, but I've got to believe mine are much smaller than that. I don't know if any TEK's are better suited for very fine MHRB.
Marsofold’s tek will work fine with finely powdered bark.
Quote:Am I just Shit out of Luck for any TEK because of my weak freezer? Am I just Shit out of luck for any A/B because of my lack of electric cooking appliances?
Nah

Just have a play and don’t be afraid to experiment. Spice extraction is very forgiving!
Have fun!