01:11:34 ‹sauSage›just yesterday i punched a nun bc she cut in line at the pretzel cart
01:11:43 ‹Muskogee Herbman›they can be rude but ive experienced it WAAAAAAAAAAY more outside the city
01:11:51 ‹sauSage›i'm so desensitized to violence

18:58:33 MagicTrip calling the exorcist
19:00:11 The Traveler joined the room

07:19:13 ‹PanaeolusSequence›kikker should i nother joint
07:19:13 ‹kiKKEr›Jeez, let's call the doctor....
07:19:15 ‹PanaeolusSequence›man
07:19:28 ‹PanaeolusSequence›i like kikkers more binary answers
07:19:36 ‹PanaeolusSequence›these quirky answers mess it up too often
07:19:49 ‹PanaeolusSequence›where can I submit my complaint?
07:19:56 ‹Held In Amber›Lmaooo I always see kikker sassing everyone else
07:20:09 ‹Held In Amber›Never me though. He must love me too much
07:20:14 ‹PanaeolusSequence›
07:20:22 ‹Held In Amber›kikker should we smooch
07:20:22 ‹kiKKEr›Yes
07:20:31 ‹sauSage zzzZZZZzzz›kikker should i kick someone
07:20:31 ‹kiKKEr›No
07:20:37 ‹Held In Amber›
07:20:40 ‹Held In Amber›Pucker up kikker
07:20:53 ‹Held In Amber›😘

I'm actually a 69ron troll account, trying to firmly establish the 69ron legacy as one of the worlds leading psychedelic researchers by posting fake testimonials about all my bullshit "discoveries" and "research".

I am forever banned from the shroomery and my local waterpark as well, so i have a lot of time on my hand.

69ron. The gift that keeps on giving.

Not funny, but profound:

03:34:59 ‹bIRD_›Woah, i just awoke from a dream, i was talking with mckenna haha
03:35:55 ‹bIRD_›He pulled me close and spoke in my left ear: theres a wonderful joyful life awaiting us after this one and you are going to be part of it. Await it joyfully

‹CosmicLion›DMT Lexus of you said DISTRACT entities
18:54:48 ‹Pandora›My customers with smart houses who all of a sudden cannot see or control anything remotely often ask me to unplug then replug in their routers.
18:54:49 ‹CosmicLion›oh*
18:55:00 ‹CosmicLion›yea for sure... they make aura sprays with citrus in them
18:55:11 ‹CosmicLion›to spray on people in ceremony, to get evil energies and spirits away from them
18:55:33 ‹CosmicLion›they put the sprays on their chacapa (leaf rattle) and do like a little blessing over teh person, shaking the chakapa with the spray all over it
18:56:31 ‹DMT Lexus›CosmicLion i mean, scare entities
18:56:42 ‹CosmicLion›yes, thats why they use it like that
18:56:48 ‹CosmicLion›it chases them away from the person
18:56:51 ‹CosmicLion›when they bless them with it
18:56:59 ‹bIRD_›imagine you are a 5d entity and run from a lemon

And to think, lemon juice literally saved my life. Not even kidding. Perhaps entities can cause paradoxical liver failure (especially if you count alcohol as an entity...)

20:36:55 ‹dreamer042› who needs the outside world when you're inside the wide world of web
20:53:21 ‹Homo Trypens›hehehe
20:54:13 ‹Homo Trypens›i still have a tray of floppies
20:54:23 ‹Homo Trypens›no idea if they're still readable. or what's on them
20:59:46 ‹dreamer042›the year is 3094: the terraforming of mars is nearly complete, the cities are growin exponentially
20:59:59 ‹dreamer042›the save icon is still a floppy disk

20:15:52 ‹Homo Trypens›when in doubt, stab the judge
20:16:04 ‹Homo Trypens›#LegalAdvice

06:37:51 ‹✦🦙✦›lol
06:37:57 ‹✦🦙✦›nah you need a DMT Vape Cart bar
06:38:17 ‹✦🦙✦›Acacia DMT, MHRB DMT, various terpene blends mixed with DMT, some with, without nicotine
06:38:30 ‹The Sofa Traveler›served with a cup of rue tea

06:38:31 ‹✦🦙✦›can bring out the vape-array on a tray as an appetizer and/or dessert
06:38:33 ‹✦🦙✦›:-D

06:40:31 ‹✦🦙✦›"We have premium Hawaiian Acacia Confusa DMT blended with the most 5-star succulent blend of terpenes from Californias 2022 Mountain Kush harvest and Amstredams generational lineage terps. Pairs well with a side of our Caapi + Rue Harmala Extract Mojito shocktail"

06:40:32 ‹Homo Trypens›5-bromo ratatouille

06:41:23 ‹✦🦙✦›We reccomend enjoying with our award-winning 3 michelin star appetizer of five large farm-to-mouth local goat cheese Brugmansia ravioli"

06:41:38 ‹Homo Trypens›hahaha it's almost like this is some dmt place

06:42:35 ‹✦🦙✦›Our Brugmansia Ravioli is served with our in-house French Bordelaise Sauce

06:44:54 ‹✦🦙✦›As a pallet cleanser before the next course and moving onto our MHRB DMT cart infusion, is our Kratom Leaf Salad topped with opium-infused poppy-plus dressing garnished with our cannabis-laced orange zest foam"

06:45:39 ‹The Sofa Traveler›

hahahah epic

YouTube chat but lol (if you know, you know)

18:32:51 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›what we need is computers and AI that use lab-cultured brain cell mass for calculations
18:32:55 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›then we can truly give it DMT
18:33:19 ‹bIRD_›yoooo
18:33:19 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›pretty sure lab-grown brain cell masses are still ethically "grey" though, unfortunately
18:33:29 ‹The Sofa Traveler›bonsoirning
18:33:39 ‹Palmer Eldritch›Ethically gray matter
18:33:42 ‹bIRD_›thatd be hilarious, feeding our lab grown brains psychedelics
18:33:44 ‹☼SƥírítLḽà൩ả☼›Palmer Eldritch lol
18:34:05 ‹CatsPawTea›lol me yesterday: "maybe I've been smoalking too often" -- me after sitting in chat: "why am I not smoalking RIGHT now?"

03:23:59 ‹Pandora›Have you tried registering but under your usual name?
03:24:06 ‹Pandora›That's what I did with the new site.
03:24:30bezevo joined the room
03:24:39 ‹RhythmSpring›Yes
03:25:22 ‹RhythmSpring›"The specified username is already in use"
03:26:54 ‹Voidmatrix›CL :lol
03:26:57 ‹Voidmatrix›
03:27:01 ‹Pandora›Okay you might need to wait for a PM here announcing it's ready and giving you a new password. I'm not sure but The Traveler mentioned something like that.
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03:31:40 ‹RhythmSpring›PM meeee
03:31:45 ‹RhythmSpring›I want to graduate!
03:31:49 ‹RhythmSpring›matriculate
03:32:11 ‹RhythmSpring›Whatsitcalled
03:32:15 ‹RhythmSpring›ascend!
03:32:24 ‹RhythmSpring›I downloaded some arugula
03:32:43 ‹CosmicLion›download arugula? Can i get Kale on torrents now?
03:32:50 ‹RhythmSpring›Can't wait to poop the zip file
03:33:56 ‹bIRD_›youd never download a car
03:34:57 ‹RhythmSpring›no
03:35:03 ‹RhythmSpring›Don't have the bandwith for that



03:38:51 ‹bIRD_›kikker should RhythmSpring insert lots of protein tonight
03:38:51 ‹Kikker›Maybe
03:38:58 ‹bIRD_›maybe huh
03:39:16 ‹bIRD_›kikker should RhythmSpring absorb lots of protein tonight
03:39:16 ‹Kikker›Wait! When? How? ...what???
03:39:24 ‹bIRD_›its getting too complicated


03:46:36 ‹RhythmSpring›we should get the Funny Chat Quotes thread going again
03:46:41 ‹RhythmSpring›I feel like it's been neglected
03:47:09 ‹bIRD_›
03:47:39 ‹bezevo›hell-o all
03:48:11 ‹Pandora›That thread is golden. It is all too easy to waste hours reading it.
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04:06:03 ‹RhythmSpring›Shall we continue to neglect the funny chat quotes thread in consideration of those who do not wish to waste their time on the internet?
04:08:06 ‹Kikker›CosmicLion uploaded a new image:
04:09:17 ‹bIRD_›no let em burn! continue the thread!
04:09:19bIRD_ evil
04:09:52 ‹RhythmSpring›okay
04:10:09 ‹bIRD_›yeah... uh-hum.. seems reasonable
04:11:29 ‹bIRD_›let-everyone-burn -> agreeable?
04:13:16bIRD_ gets the candles ready
04:13:38bIRD_ puts candle ontop of car tire and lights it HEHEHE
04:13:38 ‹CosmicLion›gonna stink man
04:13:55 ‹CosmicLion›at least try to make some smoked tofu or something in the process

Yes, I quoted myself. No, I'm not ashamed.