When I came here, I was struggling with how to parse an incredibly powerful experience. Without having anything that I could use to help me make sense of it, I felt that I was at risk for literally losing my mind and possibly going into a state where I felt like I had some personal connection with the divine source, or whatever you want to call "It". It scared me, and somehow I was able to retain enough grounding to be able to listen to others who have had similar events in their lives- here- and it really helped.

It will be ten years this November since it occured, and I still am figuring out how to make sense of it and integrate it in my life. I have made many, many mistakes and missteps, my journey to liberation has been incredibly difficult and twisty indeed. That difficult journey and the steps I took to not go into a self-aggrandizing guru state, along with the interactions I have had with power-seeking narcissists in my journey who presented themselves as teachers, combine to create some personally "triggering" statements made by OP that I am maybe reacting to more than responding.

I truly think that false gurus cause so much damage, both visible and untold, that I just can't sit and read that kind of stuff OP presented without reacting. Maybe it's a character flaw in how I do it, IDK, but I am not really a "nice" person, I just try my best to be good.

There are those who do not think I have any business being any kind of representative for this because of the many challenges I have had on the way, but I also come from a background of violence, incarceration, serious addiction and poverty and the resultant CPTSD is very hard and scary to unwrap, and it has taken years to take each and every step along the way, and I am proud of the work I have been able to do.

You're aces in my book, null. I think you're the best kind of representative.

I agree. Stunning representative: love:

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Firstly I wanted to say I don’t think GeneralALot had any ill intentions toward anyone and maybe the level of offense taken is a bit disproportionate. I could be wrong, but I think the spirit was to aid others and the only real transgression was a bit of naivety and an out of touch ego. If you’re a Nexian, the likelihood is you’ve had an overwhelming experience that you weren’t completely certain how to deal with, at some point or another. Not everyone has the easiest time not projecting these experiences.

Secondly I wanted to say that while I was visiting Machu Pichu l shared a room with a couple who were both master teachers of multidimensional pleiadian energies. And through a very unique and quite fulfilling use of several (like...fistfuls) of chumpi stones, they managed the rare feat of elevating my nethers into one of the healing crystals of the universal chakra of the eighth dimension. I have it under their very high authority that this is by far the most deeply penetrating type of healing crystal. I never thought I could put it to any valuable use until I saw the inflated prices for butt crystals these days. Just looking out for the more frugally minded Nexians here.