Insert justified opinion which ultimately ends up being a whine-fest about your bad experience with sports and jocks or a reflexive and unjustified criticism of a sport you don't understand.
(Just beating the mob to it)
I'm looking forward to the start of the Season. I'm an OK Sooners and OK Cowboys fan. My pro teams are any team that is moving up in the world and doesn't have some cringeworthy player who ruins it.
I like the Browns and the Cardinals this year.
My flesh moves, like liquid. My mind is cut loose.