Cheeto wrote:I just have to share one of my favorit guitar solos, incase there is someone out there who has never heard it, or this version of it.
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Frank Zappa - Black NapkinsAnother Good VersionThe first one wasn't quite the version i thought, but its the closest i have found on youtube so far.
Some debate on youtube that he wasn't a good guitar player, they obviously don't understand music. It dosen't have to be hard to be amazing, though i play a guitar, and i see it being a while before i could play this.
Also, feel free to add any solos you want, i left the topic open for that, i just really wanted to make sure people got to hear this one.
Who says Zappa cant play! He was shredding rifts before most modern heavy metal musicians were born. He pushed the envelope with his lyrics and music he was a performance artist without props. No props were necessary because his music and words painted a picture in the mind so clear and vivid no embellishment was needed. I mean who is going to move to Montana and grow a big crop of dental floss
Nice thread that you have given life to Cheeto
Seems like lead guitar is losing popularity to drum machines and synthesizers, thats all good times are a changing, but my duty may be to make people aware of the history of music, especially that which was inspired by psychedelics and is not to be overlooked when using these substances because many have been there before and written many a song about it.
Here is a wake up and feel good favorite.
Riot Narita a instrumental
http://www.youtube.com/w...xhqM&feature=related Peace
MV
here is a Zappa Classic there was NOBODY doing any thing like this! Look at the list of musicians and instruments he utilized. Not one of his best guitar songs but a entertaining funny song and I mean funny! Take the time to read lyrics while listening you may laugh your ass off. That was Zappa funny stories, Shredding guitars, and some thing to make you think of the Absurdity of this thing we call life.
They need to be coming up with a more effective prostrate cancer treatment, thats is what took Zappa as well as Timothy Leary. It sucks because if you are a male and live long enough chances are you will be effected by it. You can live a healthy life and still be prone to it. Often the choice is survival or impotence...Life without sex....I would rather die
I may change my mind once I turn eighty, that gives me another thirty five years sex
Tities and Beer (Zappa battles satan himself to get back his Tities and Beer. He has three beers and a hand full of downs hes gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=441-Vnv7cRY Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals)
Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
Don pardo (vocals)
David samuels (vibes)
Randy brecker (trumpet)
Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)
Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
John bergamo (percussion over-dub)
Ed mann (percussion over-dub)
Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
Cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
Long the side of me
Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
N this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
Cause she was gone...
Wheres those titties that I like so well
N my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
N started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well don't they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Don't call me that
That's about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass I'll sign...
Cause I need a beer, n it's titty-squeezin time
Man, you can't fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
N both of those suckers was worse n you...
Well, lets make a deal if you think that's true
I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...
That's very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are
I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I don't know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and that's
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I don't know if you're the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! don't sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause that's magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?