No no no. That's a self portrait of the artist as an old man, on 5meo DMT.
And I'd never smash my face into it! Perhaps my petty little ego yes, but my face wasn't giving me problems.
Oh wait, i got it, instead of a hammer, a little .gif of a fist waving in the air menacingly, that plays a recording that grumbles 'why i oughtta..' when you click it. Or a mushroom cloud coming from a brain.. .the possibilities are nearly endless. And maddening.
Sine experientia nihil sufficienter sciri potest -Roger Bacon
*γνῶθι σεαυτόν*