Since this forum has been plagued a few times with some phoney spice-stories, it seems a good idea to start a 'phoney spicestory' thread. If people have the urge to post bullshit, they can simply post it here.

I'l start with one myself, just to set the tone a bit.

So last night SWIM had a major breakthrough. After 35 long big tokes from my superflybonggear the room started to shift into 63 dimensions and i saw the chrysantememum after wich i was catapulted into hyperspace. Soon i found myself aboard a spaceship along with a big praying mantis and some alien entities. There was a room that i would best describe as 'the dome', and they performed some medical experiments on me. Apparently the grey's are working on some new type of alien-viagra, since they are such a highly advanced civilazation, they don't know how to reproduce in the natural way anymore. They where obviously very impressed with my huge 30 inch cock, wich i can very well understand, since it realy is very gigantic, wich is why basically all women find me totally irressistable.
This is the reason why i wasn't that impressed when a blonde female entity gave me a nice blowjob after the medical experiments where over. So it was fairly nice, but not that impressive since i am a real man of the world who lost his virginity very long ago, naturally,and has slept with over a thousand woman. I also can easily drink 50 beers in one night without getting drunk.

Praluba lang du pahenasavenga larno pu chaoochang, belamgabreema na vunay fro vundelarden ba ranchbanaga!!

Sorry can't talk. I've been in hyperspace for 3 days getting my aura reshaped so it calibrates to the same frequency as a very well informed foot of an unspecified origin.

Truth is I don't even have to use the molecule anymore because the elves think I'm alright and shit.

Yeah I hang with them all the time because I've managed to tap my endogenous supply so it's constantly launching me an my liver is a 5,000,000 million year MAOI.

Anyway your talking shit because I was in the dome last night (figure 8 inifinity shaped pole dancing every thursday, wahey!!! never miss it). And I didn't see your cosmic signature.

I'll tell you the meaning of life as soon as I learn to read log60 binary.