As a humorous spinoff of a more seriously intended thread, here are attempts of some chat chatters to expand Watts' metaphor into funny, lolWhut containing, situations. When you get the message, ‹Shaolin› hang up the phone and start making telephones. ‹Snozz› hang up and plug in the autodialer ‹Shaolin› Put it on speaker. ‹Ringworm› when you get the message, blow up the phone company ‹wage.› Leave a voicemail. DoYourOwn! Got GVG ? Mhm. Got DMT ? Pandora wrote:Nexus enjoys cutting edge and ongoing superior programming skills of the owner of this site (The Traveler), including recent switching to the .me domain name. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Simon Jester wrote:"WTF n00b, buy the $100 vapor pipe or GTFO" Ignorance of the law does not protect you from prosecution
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When you get the message, wrap the old fashioned curly phone cord around your neck firmly. You are now one. "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
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when you get the message, smoalk moar just to make sure INHALE, SURVIVE, ADAPT it's all in your mind, but what's your mind??? fool of the year
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When you get the message, take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. Peace Macre All things stated within this website by myself are expressly intended for entertainment purposes only.
All people in general, and users of this site are encouraged by myself, other members, and DMT-Nexus, to know and abide by the laws of the jurisdiction in which they are situated.
I, other members, and DMT-Nexus, do not condone or encourage the use, supply, or production of illegal drugs or controlled substances in any way whatsoever.
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When you get the message..hang up and call them back 'collect'... Make the little buggers 'pay' this time... Please do not PM tek related questions Reserve the right to change your mind at any given moment.
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When you get the message, take apart the phone to see where that little voice is coming from...
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when you get the massage...make sure it includes a "happy ending" Need to calculate between salts and freebases? Click here! Need to calculate freebase or salt percentage at a given pH? Click here!
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when you get The Message, you haven't gotten the message
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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When you get the message chop me some more wood, damnit! And where's that water you were supposed to be carrying back?! Learning to know that I do not know.
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When you get The Message, you're listening to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. Peace Macre All things stated within this website by myself are expressly intended for entertainment purposes only.
All people in general, and users of this site are encouraged by myself, other members, and DMT-Nexus, to know and abide by the laws of the jurisdiction in which they are situated.
I, other members, and DMT-Nexus, do not condone or encourage the use, supply, or production of illegal drugs or controlled substances in any way whatsoever.
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Infundibulum's got me good.  when you get the message, it will auto-destruct. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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When you get the message, take your personal misinterpretation of it and start shouting it from rooftops.
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When you get the message, you will self destroy in 15 seconds, 14, 13, 12, 11.....
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whip it good. Long live the unwoke.
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When you get the message.... Please hang up and try your call again. Toadfreak!
Travel like a king
Listen to the inner voice
A higher wisdom is at work for you
Conquering the stumbling blocks come easier
When the conqueror is in tune with the infinite
Every ending is a new beginning
Life is an endless unfoldment
Change your mind, and you change your relation to time
Free your mind and the rest will follow
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When you get the message, politely reply that at present you are not in a financial position to take advantage of their offer of double glazing , in spite of the generous subsidies offered by the state , and that perhaps they should call you back next year.
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When you get the message... shove it up your keester and sneak it across the border.
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Acme Carpet Cleaners Inc. wrote:You have reached the offices of Acme Carpet Cleaners Inc...
Your message is important to us...
Please speak clearly after the *Carrier Wave Tone*...
zzzzzzZZZZZWeeeeEEEEkk k k blip... Please do not PM tek related questions Reserve the right to change your mind at any given moment.
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When you get the message, say thanks, hang up and order a dedicated line.
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When you get the message, wait until you come down, forget most of what just transpired, and slowly work up the courage over a period of time to pick up the pipe and try and get the message again... Art Van D'lay wrote:Smoalk. It. And. See.
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