http://www.theonion.com/...-contemplating-o,31097/
''That’s one, two, three, four, five—five trillion years from now I’m still going to be here, for f***s sake...'' I nearly spat cranberry juice on my screen laughing at that. Art Van D'lay wrote:Smoalk. It. And. See.
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 My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
樹
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hehe *wave* "Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
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Before clicking the post, I thought, "That sure sounds like an Onion headline." Sure enough, it was! That was too funny. It must be rough being God! Be an adult only when necessary.
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Lolz "we are not human being's having spiritual experiences, we are spiritual being's having human experience's." (Teilhard de Chardin (1975?)
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Who knows, maybe we are in the exact same situation...  If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart
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