Ive been wanting to take mushies again for quite some time and finally came into ownership of some.
Was told they were super strong and that 1g was plenty. Im used to taking 4g so I halfway took their
word and ate 2g two days ago.

It was about 2:45 when I ate along with a glass of orange juice to sip on. Decided to play some video games
for a bit while waiting. About 45 min later I was feeling really good, fighting back a couple nausea twinges but
overall peachy keen. It got to where I couldn't play anymore so I decided to just relax.

I was going to draw, but something seemed to be calling me instead. So I closed my dark curtains, shut the lights off
and lay in my bed and began to meditate.

I began to feel my soul leaving my body, I felt my heart rate slowing, my breathing slowing, but my brain was in overdrive. I just relaxed and ran with it, I had faith that the sacrament wouldn't harm me and that slowing vitals were ok.

Almost instantly I felt like I was climbing to hyperspace. It felt just like a spice journey but slower and more caring.
There were three ancient spirits who appeared to be dressed in old aztec/myan indian ceremonial garb of sorts. They told me they were extremely happy that I managed to leave my body using using mushrooms, but also informed me that I was capable of entering this space without any external means. They asked if I wanted to learn. I said of course.

It's hard to keep track of everything I witnessed but theses were key major points for me.
I saw old earth, dinosaurs and cavemen of sorts. There was an old woman kneeling and she picked up her head and began emitting smoke out of her mouth, which turned into flames as she became a volcano and destroyed planet earth and all of the inhabitants. Then there was new life in the form of man and woman and civilization began again. It skipped forward very rapidly at this point and I don't remember much though bits and pieces return to me at times. I was then in the company of alien hosts who said that since I was truly there, they were going to bestow knowledge upon me and do some work on me. They said that they co-exist with us in this space but are on a different frequency and pass freely through us. They are older than earth itself and far more advanced. They showed me huge spacecraft with giant rooms full of monitors showing scenes of different people going about their lives. They said they have been watching us forever, we are in some sort of test to see if we can attain a higher state of consciousness on our own. This will deem wether we are allowed into the 4th level or if we are to be destroyed and the world started over again for another try. They showed my how their ships flew, they are giant glowing bio-organic forms that vibrate rapidly and have inner parts that spin like gyroscopes and this powers everything. They said they had medical abilities and asked if they could check out my brain and open some new pathways for me. Of course I said yes
Now this is where this starts getting weird. I was in a halfway in and out state during this but there were popping and crackling sounds coming from different places within my brain. I was worried so they showed me what they were doing. They dove my into my brain and I saw them sending impulses through my brain, they were routing new pathways and when they reached the end of the new path they would pop and this is what I was hearing. They said they noticed a few health concerns and were going to take care of them for me.
They said I needed to see some things of this realm before my time with them ran out. They showed me there are pathways for telecommunication and that my mom was calling out to me. I heard her clear as day saying, "I miss you, I'm worried about you, please call me." Then they showed me my grandmother (who I havnt seen in 14 years, talked to in 8, and never think about) she was sick and they said she needed me and that I should reach out to her.
It was at this point I returned to my body, I was still on my back, and seemed like I was coming out of a trance. I realized my eyes were wide open and as I turned liquid poured out of my eyes, they were open the whole time I think and just kept moist by my body.

Now getting weird. I had a voicemail from my mother saying, "I miss you, I'm worried about you, please call me."
WTF
So I called her back and talked to her for a moment then my dad got on the phone and told me he had talked to his mother today and that she was asking about me. He said she didnt state why but that I had been on her mind a lot lately. He said they found out she had stage 3 cancer the other day and was going in for a full body scan tomorrow and that she would love to hear from me.
WTF number 2 (needless to say I called her and it was amazing to talk to her again)

Im still a little freaked out by this so its why i've waited a few days to write this. I have had a cyst on my vas deferens of my left testicle for over a year and have not sought medical attention for it. I check it daily to see if it changes. Later that night after I was fully down and taking a shower I checked. Nothing.
Checked again the next day, nothing.
Today? Nothing.
WTF number 3

All in all I was gone for 4hours. Im still blown away by this experience. Don't even know what to say.
But I have some really cool stuff to start painting

I get WTF moments all the time when I trip. I've become more accepting of them, and they come more frequently. In lucid dreams a lot as well. They can be really helpful, or just plain confusing at times.

I had one of these about my grandmother when she was dying as well. I went to the hospital to see her the day before she died. It was very sudden, and if I hadn't gotten that early warning I may not have seen her while she was still alive. I'm very thankful for that, and I know she was too.

I have felt the same door to hyperspace during the first part of a mushroom trip. It had a similar feel to DMT, which leads me to believe that some places are universal and not dependent on substance. Unfortunately, I wasn't in a place to safely or comfortably leave my body (I was in the wilderness). So, I didn't take the door, and remained earthbound.

Very interesting about the synchronicities with family. And I agree about your WTFs. It's very cool, your giblets getting fixed! I hope it's permanent!

Yeah, spending time in the realm that unifies us all is certainly a wtf experience.
I look forward to going back and seeing if my experience is similar.
I told this experience to a friend of mine and he said I pretty much gave an oral
book report of You are a Spiritual Being Having a Human Experience by Bob Frissell.
Read some of that last night and it's uncanny.

Hahaha giblets.