Shamans eat psychoactive plants. My cat eats psychoactive plants. Therefore, my cat must be a shaman. Proof? jamie attached the following image(s):  DSC04954.JPG (2,489kb) downloaded 326 time(s). DSC04955.JPG (2,512kb) downloaded 324 time(s). DSC04956.JPG (2,766kb) downloaded 322 time(s).Long live the unwoke.
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I don't think there is any way to form a rational argument against that statement. Well done, sir. You're cat looks half way into hyperspace haha. All posts are completely fictional and for educational purposes only
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Good kitty! The catnip must contribute to that healthy shamanic glow he has . . . P.S.: That cat is VERY handsome. "But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2Hyperspace LOVES YOU
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Haha!! Love the one with the cat sitting underneath that nice Salvia plant with the catnip right behind him! Complete Zen! 
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Nice. #2 "Don't even think about touching MY nip!" I like the ouija board rug! And the purty salvia of course. 'Little spider weaves a wispy web, stumblin' through the woods it catches to my head. She crawls behind my ear and whispers secrets. Dragonfly whiz by and sings now teach it.'
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 apparently all fluffly tail main coons are shaman, heres mine
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well..can't argue with that reasoning besides, a 4 year old could realize that this cat looks evil, and thus is one of those dark illuminati hybrid experiments. psychedelics in these cases are a given he actually looks almost identical to the cat we recently had to give away a few weeks ago (she didnt' get a long with the new kitten and puppy and was terrorized by them..shes a softy)..couldn't handle her catnip well though (insta-purge) 
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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Cats seem to know their thing about entheogens. Here is my cat Fleedyweedy helping me with the Phalaris research:  Also when I had some really small Peruvian Torches of about 3cm long, she ate both of them including the spines!  Kind regards, The Traveler
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i would go no where near your cats Phalaris, Traveller, thats a serious look in her eye. Travs cat wrote:stay away from my Phalaris, foolish monkey INHALE, SURVIVE, ADAPT it's all in your mind, but what's your mind??? fool of the year
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its a conspiracy, dont you know  INHALE, SURVIVE, ADAPT it's all in your mind, but what's your mind??? fool of the year
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Jamie I love this thread, here's my shaman cat:  Much Peace and Respect
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Our hers of cats could really use a psychedelic education. Right now they are preoccupied with finding a way to eat the baby and get away with it.
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^ protect that baby! this thread is far meowt
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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My budding little Shamans... Purges attached the following image(s): DSC_1006.JPG (1,180kb) downloaded 190 time(s).Lose Control, Free My Soul, Break Me Open, Make Me Whole."DMT kicked my balls off" - od3
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3rdI wrote:its a conspiracy, dont you know EVERYTHING'S A GOT DAMN CONSPIRACY!!!! Lose Control, Free My Soul, Break Me Open, Make Me Whole."DMT kicked my balls off" - od3
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i have an evil shaman kitty...she hurts me all the time..and for no reason..i feel like shes listening to my thoughts...shes coming over nOW! OUCH!!! ..little brat just bit my face
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 my cat likes shrooms. Gun it to 88.....::those who speak do not know, those who know do not speak::..ॐ<3ॐ
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 My cat loves cacti...  Much Peace and Respect
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Rawr! Crazyhorse attached the following image(s): 128775602576022303.jpg (41kb) downloaded 65 time(s).No direction but to follow what you know,
No direction but a faith in her decision,
No direction but to never fight her flow,
No direction but to trust the final destination.
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