Hi all members, Today, on April the 1st we had another fun day with our joke: The RC-Nexus. With this joke we pretended that we were moving into a new direction; the RC direction. We also automatically changed a lot of words to change all entheogens into something else, also the words 'April' and 'fools' were changed to prevent people from spoiling the joke (though some found clever ways around it). I hope you all had a great day and that those who were surprised beyond believe will find a way back here and enjoy the DMT-Nexus as the profound place that it is, apart from that one day a year of course.  What set this year apart from last year was the spontaneous involvement of members into the joke. This spawned many extra April fools jokes. All those threads will be moved to this separate subforum. This subforum will stay for one week, then it will be hidden again. Here is the list of words and what they were changed into: April Fools wrote:April crack
Fools dope
Foolz dope
DMT RC
Spice heroin
Harmala meth
Harmine meth
harmaline meth
thh meth
hyperspace jail
cactus 5-bromo-dragonfly
mescaline 5-bromo-dragonfly
entities police
entity police
extraction synthesis
extract synth
brew distill
ayahuasca alcohol
mushroom MXE
MXE DMT
iboga ethanol
LSD peppermint
cacti 5-bromo-dragonfly
Salvia Divinorum Chocolate
bufotenine manure
swim my mum
maoi meth
a p r i l lol
f o o l s wut
joke me?
a.p.r.i.l lol
f.o.o.l.s wut
apr1l lol
f00ls wut
f00lz wut
appril lol
phools wut
phoolz wut
lirpa lol
sloof tuw
ap ril lol
d.m.t. Car driving
caapi Amphetamine
Kind regards, The Traveler
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So. Epic. Thanks to the culprits. "The Menu is Not The Meal." - Alan Watts
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I had a blast. Big fun. All these posts are on behalf of Stimpy, my yellow bullhead. He is an adventurous fish, and I feel his exploits are worth sharing...so much so, I occasionally forget that HE is the one who does these things. Sometimes I get caught in the moment and write of his experiences in the first person; this is a mistake, for I am an upstanding citizen who never does wrong. Stimpy is the degenerate.
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a joke? no way.. nooooo!.. haha, in fact it cracked me up a few times  It's nice to have it back to normal though
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It took me ALL DAY to figure out what was going on! I probably read over a dozen threads for clues, but couldn't figure it out! Either the world had gone insane, or I had  EDIT: Not that that would have been a different dichotomy from the norm! ¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º¨
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Damn, this sucks... I am now a hardened crack addict and for what? A joke?  JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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Oh. So crack while breastfeeding is NOT recommended? SWIM is Spartacus!
The things posted on DMT-Nexus by Shayku are generally false. They are for entertainment purposes only.
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The word changing made it so hard to figure out what was actually being talked about! Nice trav
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08:41:05 ‹billydgator› when i came to the nbexus for help 08:41:11 ‹billydgator› cuz id od on RCS 08:41:21 ‹billydgator› and it said RC nexus i was NOT lmao  had to post this here. Glad you ended up being fine billy hahah
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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Classic april fools 
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Funny prank Traveler.. Question though, are you going to delete all the useless threads/posts about crack and rc's or should we start editing our joke posts now? C_S "I was going to make a machine, but after reading here in the Nexus, everyone makes it sound like trying to smoke spice without a VG is like trying to have sex without fully formed genitals..." -- Pup Tentacle.
**Believe this guy at your own risk**
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My nose burns. 'Little spider weaves a wispy web, stumblin' through the woods it catches to my head. She crawls behind my ear and whispers secrets. Dragonfly whiz by and sings now teach it.'
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LSD was a RC. Where's my money?
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I really enjoyed it We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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We are all living in our own feces.
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that one's pretty cool
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I'm glad you all liked the prank! Coastal_Shaman wrote:Funny prank Traveler.. Question though, are you going to delete all the useless threads/posts about crack and rc's or should we start editing our joke posts now?
C_S Any topics are moved to the temporary April fools aftermath subforum. If I missed any topics then please let me know. As for April Fools posts in other threads: I would like to ask people to edit out the joke parts. Kind regards, The Traveler
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..there is still Pau's other psychoactives section report not moved,, though I found this a classic bit of writing..the April fools joke made me appreciate the nexus more..some sites are a bit like yesterday's 'anti-nexus'..
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I have to admit you had me a bit upset until I realised what was going on! Then I smoked some crack, was transported to a realm of pure love and light and I came to with five car stereos that had magically appeared 'from the other side'. My journeys are becoming far more profound and healing these days... Lose Control, Free My Soul, Break Me Open, Make Me Whole."DMT kicked my balls off" - od3
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Oh man that was one hell of a crack dope year!!! Thanks everyone!!!! Much lolzzzz Had a great time too here in the real world playing pranks on my family left and right!! Just a fun filled two days guys n gals!! Edit: Trav, I noticed that you moved the posts, but the gag is gone? Why? You should keep it up if you can, for just that section! Done: THC - LSD - MESC - MDMA - Shrooms - DMT / Want:Hyperspace travel - World Peace
Respect, intention, meditation, inhalation, observation, analyzation, respect.
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Purges wrote:I have to admit you had me a bit upset until I realised what was going on! Then I smoked some crack, was transported to a realm of pure love and light and I came to with five car stereos that had magically appeared 'from the other side'. My journeys are becoming far more profound and healing these days... You too? 
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