Dear aliens..yes, i know about the 2012 prophecy thing and that you guys all decided long ago to whipe-out or civilisation and stuff, and you´re probably halfway through the galaxy already with your spaceships and i can understand it sounds a bit rude maybe, knowing you´ve been traveling for 1200 years maybe.....
But could you maybe wait a few more years with the destruction of the earth.
December 2012 is such an inconvenient time...we´re doing christmas shopping then and everything is just so hectic just before the holidays.
I know you won´t understand any of this, but..in december we have to buy lot´s of stuff, because we have to give presents to eachother down here, and decorate everything with blingbling-shinyshiny-glitterstuff that we also have to buy, and then we also have to eat and drink....a lot..no, i mean, realy a lot. You probably won´t believe how much edible stuff we have to get down our throats before new years, eve.
It´s a lot of hard work, no-one realy likes it, but it has to be done.
And then, just while we´re preparing our anual torture to honour the whole scheme our god has planned for us: sending baby jesus down here, have him killed by us so he can forgive us our sins and so on...quite eleborate actually when you come to think of it....but anyway, we can´t have you alien types blowing-up our planet while we´re right in the middle of it.
Can´t you imagine the losses all of those retailers would make? During the whole year, they´re preparing for this stuff. You´re gonna blow-up their planet, just when they finally start making some real bucks?
We´re not gonna blow up your planet right in the middle of your annual celebrations either, don´t we? OK, we might if your planet would have some oil we could steal, but that´s a different thing. We just need more oil all the time.
So please...i know you´ve promised the maya´s to return and so on. But come-on man...those maya´s are long dead. Only some of these freaked-out DMT-heads who accidentally cracked one of those secret codes that you gave to the priory of sion and the freemasons, would be seriously disapointed when you won´t show up.
But let me tell you, no-one listens to those guys anyway..they´ll just grab their crackpipe´s and blow their brains some more.
Why don´t you just destroy venus instead...it´s blocking our sun..only women come from there..no-one would bother, realy.
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NIce, great stuff  The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke http://vimeo.com/32001208
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I come from the planet Beef, where everything is made of Beef. Our species is a super intelligent, multi-dimensional cow-type being (a cow being the closest representation of our kind that you can comprehend at this time). We Cowfolk had been planning to tag along with the other raiding parties as your world was scheduled to be destroyed. We were promised, by our Reptilian overlords, that when the take over was complete and you humans were stripped of everything yet again, we Cowfolk would hold dominion over your many golf courses. This would be like heaven for us, you must understand. BUT. Having read the above plea for clemency, I have consulted the Council of Beef, who in turn sent word to the Galactic Council of Nine. Indeed, your world was to be quite shaken round this time next earth year, but it has been agreed, after much heated debate, to allow you humans to continue your ways for another TEN YEARS. That's right: ten more years of this. Enjoy! Plus, the Council is adding six more pointless holidays for you, and they are busy in the Toy Factory making many new shiny electronics, flatter TV's, bigger cars, bigger houses. In fact, the entire state of Wisconsin will be turned into the universe's largest mall ever, for your shopping enjoyment. There is a catch. During this ten years we encourage you to indulge every desire, get more toys than that dick across the street, get fatter and fatter. Live it up. But, in addition to the scheduled 2012 raiding party of four species of gods acting in cooperation for your annihilation, there will be a fifth team of gods. These gods will be man eaters. They will eat all the excess human bulk. Personally, I think that's gross. Me and mine, we just want your golf courses. Your tasty, tasty golf courses . . . The Shift is About to Hit the Fan
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May i give you a message from my extraterrestrial friend? He will take you for experiments on christmas eve!!! elusive illusion
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Haha LMFAO!!!  <3
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tetra wrote: Me and mine, we just want your golf courses. Your tasty, tasty golf courses . . . Thanks for the info...i think i won´t be prolonging my membership. Btw, playing golf makes me wanna pee all the time...just so you know it aint salad-dressing they´ve put on them golfcoarses.
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tetra wrote:I come from the planet Beef, where everything is made of Beef. Our species is a super intelligent, multi-dimensional cow-type being (a cow being the closest representation of our kind that you can comprehend at this time). We Cowfolk had been planning to tag along with the other raiding parties as your world was scheduled to be destroyed. We were promised, by our Reptilian overlords, that when the take over was complete and you humans were stripped of everything yet again, we Cowfolk would hold dominion over your many golf courses. This would be like heaven for us, you must understand.
BUT. Having read the above plea for clemency, I have consulted the Council of Beef, who in turn sent word to the Galactic Council of Nine. Indeed, your world was to be quite shaken round this time next earth year, but it has been agreed, after much heated debate, to allow you humans to continue your ways for another TEN YEARS. That's right: ten more years of this. Enjoy! Plus, the Council is adding six more pointless holidays for you, and they are busy in the Toy Factory making many new shiny electronics, flatter TV's, bigger cars, bigger houses. In fact, the entire state of Wisconsin will be turned into the universe's largest mall ever, for your shopping enjoyment.
There is a catch. During this ten years we encourage you to indulge every desire, get more toys than that dick across the street, get fatter and fatter. Live it up. But, in addition to the scheduled 2012 raiding party of four species of gods acting in cooperation for your annihilation, there will be a fifth team of gods. These gods will be man eaters. They will eat all the excess human bulk.
Personally, I think that's gross. Me and mine, we just want your golf courses. Your tasty, tasty golf courses . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVYOh shit. Planet beef is real! "let those who have talked to the elves, find each other and band together" -TMK
In a society in which nearly everybody is dominated by somebody else's mind or by a disembodied mind, it becomes increasingly difficult to learn the truth about the activities of governments and corporations, about the quality or value of products, or about the health of one's own place and economy.
In such a society, also, our private economies will depend less upon the private ownership of real, usable property, and more upon property that is institutional and abstract, beyond individual control, such as money, insurance policies, certificates of deposit, stocks, etc. And as our private economies become more abstract, the mutual, free helps and pleasures of family and community life will be supplanted by a kind of displaced citizenship and by commerce with impersonal and self-interested suppliers...
The great enemy of freedom is the alignment of political power with wealth. This alignment destroys the commonwealth - that is, the natural wealth of localities and the local economies of household, neighborhood, and community - and so destroys democracy, of which the commonwealth is the foundation and practical means.” - Wendell Berry
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As a representative of the Omicronians of Planet Omicron Persei 8 we feel though your quaint traditions may be important to you, your inevitable destruction is more important to us. You see we have many cats here on Omicron Persei 8 and they have grown accustom to the taste of human flesh, and especially the young ones. You wouldn't want to disappoint our kitty cats would you now? That would be oh so selfish of you. So please when December 2012 comes aroundif you would please line up in an orderly fashion for transport away from your planet so that you may become food for our cats that would be greatly appreciated. Best wishes, The Omicronians. and wtf Day Tripper?! that video freaked me out What are we but stupefied dancers to a discordant stystem, we believe - so we're mislead
we assume - so we're played
we confide - so we're deceived
we trust - so we're betrayed
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The Day Tripper wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY i am 12 and what is this? My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
樹
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HAHAHA Nicely written Poly Christmas really is ridiculous when you lay it out like that. I personally have to have 3 different meals on the day - to accommodate different families etc... ergh! This year I'm putting a second card in everyone's gift. It's going to have a picture of the Mayan Hunab Ku symbol - and on the back will read: Dear gift receiver Due to circumstances beyond our human control you will not receive any gifts next year (2012). Please ensure you enjoy this one to it's fullest as you may never get another one. Much Love and Seasons greetings (Insert my real name here) Sonorous fractal manifestastions,
birthing golden vibrations,
that echo through folds of space & time,
ferry my soul closer to God
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