So I finally found some.
Got hold of 14 drops of acid soaked into fruit pastels, a bunch of MDMA and a handful of Thai stick, took 2 pastels and went off to a psytrance night. I ended up at an afterparty in a flat in the middle of nowhere (best taxi ride EVER.) with the psytrance guys and a bunch of older hippies. We took the sound rig from the club to the flat, set it all up, then started blasting music in the flat, with trippy projections all over the walls from a projector that was going. Some dude was sitting on one of the couches wiith a wierdly shaped pipe smoking something. I ended up talking to him, and the stuff turned out to be DMT. I nearly fell over!! Holy shit I could finally try some!!!
The acid was coming on nicely (2.5 hr mark of the trip at this point) so after a few minutes of dithering I sat down facing the speakers and the wall with projections, while the guy handed me the pipe and did everything for me (all I had to do was breathe and take my finger off the carb at the right moment)
I had 50 mg, all in one massive hit, and was suddenly thrown into a fucking amazing universe. It was the same as this one, except made out of thousands of see-through, rounded cubes, and bathed in green light. The psytrance blasted away in the background, while I watched two girls dressed as acid fairies (real life here) dance in front of the projector, and the cube world turned upside down and was yet the right way up, as though I was sitting on the roof of an upside down room. This somehow seemed logical enough, and I spent another like 7 minutes definitely upside down. Eventually I noticed that I was the right way up again, but by this point the acid was peaking and I had no concept of time, so it took me like 3 hours to realise I'd come down from the dmt and was now just feeling acid. So then I went nd did a few lines of MD and.... Tripped absolute balls. It was by far the best night that I've ever had, and dmt was exactly as good as I'd hoped
