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My date with the fire marshal Options
 
vovin
Senior Member | Skills: Prototype and Design Engineer amongst other things, Craftsman
#1 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:03:00 PM
I just had to share this. I was pretty deep into a bowl of changa and it was a intense one. I dont usually try it during the daytime it is just more appealing to me at night for some reason. Well I forgot that they were supposed to check the smoke alarms in my condo this morning and I swear right in the middle of a full breakthru experience I'll be damned if they dint set my alarm off. That high pitch noise scared the living crap out of me. Then the fire marshal knocked on my door. Wanna talk about freaking the hell out. I opened the door which prolly wasnt my best idea, I dont know why but I started laughing like crazy, I looked up at him and said you guys are better than exlax I plum s*it myself. Then I just slammed the door in his face. I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I am insane. What a way to start the day.
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
 
Infundibulum
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#2 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:07:41 PM
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Soulshine
#3 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:10:04 PM
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing cant help but laugh bro. i dont know how i would react either heh
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Bancopuma
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#4 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:43:08 PM
LOL! Very happy Well I liked the way you handled that actually Wink
 
proto-pax
Senior Member
#5 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:44:22 PM
Yikes. I've had to deal with cops (like 7) high in my living space. Not a fun time at all.
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vovin
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#6 Posted : 11/22/2010 5:55:34 PM
I am still not sure WTH I was thinking opening the door. It was just a spontaneous thing. Thinking about it now you know your eyes are super dialed out when you are on the spice that guy must have thought I was completely off my rocker. Of course they had a key so they prolly would have come in anyway.
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Shadowman-x
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#7 Posted : 11/22/2010 7:08:51 PM
Its okay, you're okay!
Just say you forgot to take your medication. Laughing <3
lovely vovin!
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DMTripper
#8 Posted : 11/22/2010 10:57:48 PM
Shit hahaha Smile
Well I also don't like much to journey in daytime because of this. I hate when some noise or bullshit interrupts my trips.
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Sublime
#9 Posted : 11/23/2010 12:27:31 AM
Haha that's hilarious and made my day. Reminds me of something I would do, just start laughing. Yeah you're crazy! By the way, I thought you stopped using DMT? Welcome back.
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ms_manic_minxx
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#10 Posted : 11/23/2010 1:15:43 AM
You just came back from the eye doctor, and it's so uncomfortable to have your pupils dilated!

But did you actually go on a date? Pleased
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Big Inhale
#11 Posted : 11/23/2010 3:37:14 AM
So I see your partaking again. How was the welcome back?
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vovin
Senior Member | Skills: Prototype and Design Engineer amongst other things, Craftsman
#12 Posted : 11/23/2010 4:50:37 AM
ms_manic_minxx wrote:
You just came back from the eye doctor, and it's so uncomfortable to have your pupils dilated!

But did you actually go on a date? Pleased


No lol hairy man butt doesnt ring my bell.

Yeah I have been messing with changa for a good while now. I dont usually post trip reports well... because if I did you would all think I was insane. I tend to take allot of risks.
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
 
ms_manic_minxx
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#13 Posted : 11/23/2010 7:43:26 AM
I would love to hear more about your travels. Some of the reports I feel the most anxiety about posting tend to generate the most positive discussion... brutal honesty is universal.

But no pressure. Smile
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vovin
Senior Member | Skills: Prototype and Design Engineer amongst other things, Craftsman
#14 Posted : 11/23/2010 12:42:14 PM
This morning it got better. I was just coming down from a changa trip still well into the visuals and as usual I was starving. I went to a local Walgreens which is just a stones throw away from where I live to see a bunch of reporters standing around. A little bit before the place had been robbed. Well if I had any sense I would have went back to the house but I couldn't resist getting interviewed on TV while still on the periphery of a trip. Look at my eyes folks I cant believe the guy didn't ask me what the deal was.
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
 
vovin
Senior Member | Skills: Prototype and Design Engineer amongst other things, Craftsman
#15 Posted : 11/23/2010 12:45:32 PM
This morning it got better. I was just coming down from a changa trip still well into the visuals and as usual I was starving. I went to a local Walgreens which is just a stones throw away from where I live to see a bunch of reporters standing around. A little bit before the place had been robbed. Well if I had any sense I would have went back to the house but I couldn't resist getting interviewed on TV while still on the periphery of a trip. Look at my eyes folks I cant believe the guy didn't ask me what the deal was.
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embracethevoid
#16 Posted : 11/23/2010 3:40:13 PM
Bahahaha, if I saw that live on TV that would make me spill my tea all over my lap.
 
Shaolin
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#17 Posted : 11/23/2010 4:02:31 PM
I think this was one dumb move which could ended a lot worse.
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Pharmer
#18 Posted : 11/23/2010 4:15:59 PM
Here I was hoping for some hot and steamy news about a real date (dinner and a movie)with some sexy fire marshal.

Perhaps I am asking the wrong questions but it doesn't interest me who you know or how you came to be here. I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back.


 
proto-pax
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#19 Posted : 11/23/2010 5:06:28 PM
Vovin you are nuuuuuuuuuuuuts.

I like it.
blooooooOOOOOooP fzzzzzzhm KAPOW!
This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking.
Grow a plant or something and meditate on that
 
vovin
Senior Member | Skills: Prototype and Design Engineer amongst other things, Craftsman
#20 Posted : 11/23/2010 5:20:05 PM
It was interesting they cut 98% of what I said I went into a whole philosophy of morality and the decline of social values. They came back about 2 hours ago and interviewed me again for the afternoon news. I really messed that poor reporters mind up.
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