Very funny!

And was a coincidence, the author is called "The Traveler" too!


Kind regards,

The Traveler

That is hilarious!

funny article. second pic is hilarious

yes but she has a vagina

I died laughing, haven't seen something as funny for ages! Especially since I have a newborn around me! Was also fun to see that I do so many wrong things, I guess my mother was right to call me a dangerous dad!

I have to say though, when I have a kid if I find out that he/she CAN play chess. I'm damn well going to play chess.

I suck at it anyway so it's not like it's going to be too unfair. Though I can be a bad loser. I guess that's the ultimate test.

...and guess what, I've tried this thing not only once. Can't imagine how the baby feels when he's been offered a hairy nipple that gives no milk!

i think that most of the don'ts are things that fathers often do because they have a far different perception of the situation. e.g. washing the baby with the garden hose or putting a smoked fish in its mouth sounds just too amazing not to try (thankfully there are mothers who'll stop such activities ASAP!)

haha lmao!! what if you were to find out that when you were a baby, you sucked on your dad's hairy nipples, and prolly sucked even harder upon realizing that there's no milk coming out ..don't do that to your baby lol, he/she can have nightmares after growing up

anything else like this out there?