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Swinjin
#161 Posted : 1/2/2013 3:56:43 AM
cyb wrote:
12:22:56 ‹ouro› i have a very serious problem
12:23:17 ‹cyb› ?
12:23:33 ‹ouro› i got a bag
12:23:47 ‹cyb› of ?
12:23:51 ‹ouro› it came with chocolate chip cookies, and raisin cookies
12:24:01 ‹ouro› and all the chocolate chip cookies are gone
12:24:07 ‹ouro› i ate them all
12:24:15 ‹cyb› that is serious Surprised
12:24:16 ‹daedaloops› jesus crist
12:24:23 ‹ouro› now i have no chololate chip cookies
12:24:37 ‹cyb› but you have the memories...
12:25:00 ‹ouro› yes, they cant take that away from me
12:25:17 ‹ouro› well, i guess electroshock or a lobotamy could
12:25:23 ‹cyb› hey remember when you ate those cookies?
12:25:31 ‹cyb› ahh good times...!
12:25:43 ‹ouro› those were the days

LMFAO!
 
hostilis
#162 Posted : 1/5/2013 2:41:15 AM
05:39:03 ‹ouro› crack hos are my favorite breakfast cereal
3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!!!!FFO TSALB ...1 ...2 ...3


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dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#163 Posted : 1/6/2013 6:15:42 AM
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09:13:26 ‹universecannon› "if you ever get a time machine, bring back hendrix and kill justin bieber or else humanity is doomed"
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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Mickey_Mouse_33
#164 Posted : 1/7/2013 9:40:48 PM
00:29:20 ‹ouro› kikker predict the stock market
00:29:20 ‹Kikker› 42
00:29:35 * ouro calls his broker
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

 
universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#165 Posted : 1/9/2013 3:17:14 AM
06:03:18 ‹jamie› i dreamed last night that minxx got her 2 front teeth plated in gold
06:03:28 ‹jamie› and then left me for a women she was having sex with

^_^



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
The Traveler
Administrator | Skills: DMT, LSD, Programming
#166 Posted : 1/15/2013 7:56:56 PM
22:12:14 * vardlokkur joins Hyperspace Chat
22:12:29 ‹VoidTraveler› BAM
22:12:37 ‹VoidTraveler› Vard enters the room
22:13:16 ‹vardlokkur› hey babeskies
22:13:33 ‹vardlokkur› someone resuscitate chat!
22:13:46 * vardlokkur charges the defibrilator.
22:14:12 ‹vardlokkur› CLEARR!
22:15:05 * ouro joins Hyperspace Chat
22:15:33 ‹VoidTraveler› nice, you summoned ouro
22:15:45 ‹vardlokkur› Tada!


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
cyb
Moderator | Skills: Digi-Art, DTP, Optical tester, Mechanic, CarpenterSenior Member | Skills: Digi-Art, DTP, Optical tester, Mechanic, Carpenter
#167 Posted : 1/15/2013 9:03:09 PM
00:01:33 ‹ouro› kikker how much bufo could you gothru if a toad could grow bufo?
00:01:33 ‹Kikker› Smile
00:01:46 ‹ouro› mischevious frog

Laughing
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Orion
Senior Member
#168 Posted : 1/22/2013 6:01:28 AM
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08:59:14 ‹Ringworm› Religion is the Opium of the People -Karl Marx Opium is the religion of the people -Ringworm
09:00:15 ‹Orion› youre going in the quote thread self quoting now
09:00:21 ‹Orion› and so am i
09:00:23 ‹Orion› watch
09:00:50 ‹Ringworm› make it happen.
09:02:38 ‹Orion› up until the point where i post the link to the post itself

09:02:48 ‹Orion› i already feel confused
09:03:02 ‹Orion› https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum...t422690
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#169 Posted : 1/24/2013 7:59:54 PM
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22:58:48 ‹Mindlusion› I like the smell of ether
22:58:54 ‹Mindlusion› its ethereal
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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zombicyckel
#170 Posted : 1/29/2013 4:56:22 AM
07:35:44 ‹Orion› when a man speaks to god its prayer
07:35:52 ‹Orion› when god speaks back its schizophrenia


HAHA
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#171 Posted : 1/31/2013 9:07:43 PM
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00:06:07 ‹Rivea› nothing feels quite like humping lunch meat....
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#172 Posted : 2/2/2013 5:51:39 AM
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08:49:08 ‹Vold› May i ask one more Q's?
08:49:29 ‹Vold› how can i a sure a break through?
08:49:53 ‹Vold› if there is any way
08:49:54 ‹Vold› lol
08:50:06 ‹bufouro› use a hammer



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
cyb
Moderator | Skills: Digi-Art, DTP, Optical tester, Mechanic, CarpenterSenior Member | Skills: Digi-Art, DTP, Optical tester, Mechanic, Carpenter
#173 Posted : 2/2/2013 6:49:07 PM
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21:46:17 ‹proto-pax› just remember this
21:46:26 ‹proto-pax› to descend to hell or soar angelic
21:46:36 ‹proto-pax› take a pinch of psychedelic


Had to be done....
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universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#174 Posted : 2/2/2013 11:48:21 PM
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<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#175 Posted : 2/3/2013 5:57:08 AM

‹youniverse› where does ouro see humans in 100 years
‹ouro› i might be reincarnated as an alien and looking at humans thru a telescope by then
‹ouro› if i get reincarnated 100 lightyears away, i would actually see whats happening right now


0.0



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hostilis
#176 Posted : 2/3/2013 8:11:30 AM
11:09:25 ‹ouro› its kind of amusing that i extract actives from plants, put the plants in the compost, then eventually piss the actives back onto them
11:09:37 ‹ouro› or the metabolites
3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!!!!FFO TSALB ...1 ...2 ...3


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universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#177 Posted : 2/5/2013 6:46:26 AM
09:44:03 ‹dreamer042› I still wanna know why everyone is stuck on the pineal
09:44:12 ‹dreamer042› why no awakening the testes workshop weekends?
09:44:16 ‹meekerba› it sounds like penis
09:44:19 ‹dreamer042› why no activationg the ovaries



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universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#178 Posted : 2/15/2013 6:58:36 AM


‹dreamer042› we all know the media lies to us, no use digging around their toilet
‹dreamer042› I'd rather go for a walk in the woods Smile



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
Mickey_Mouse_33
#179 Posted : 2/16/2013 12:07:47 AM
03:05:01 ‹Beaned› i laugh at nothing too
03:05:09 ‹InMotion› I just smile and try to answer stuff
03:05:24 ‹Beaned› some people think its weird
03:05:26 ‹Beaned› im like
03:05:46 ‹Beaned› let a little loose bud
03:06:05 ‹InMotion› smile you exist. laugh whenever ya can.
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

 
universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#180 Posted : 2/19/2013 12:51:12 AM
03:36:07 ‹Snozz› sometimes i feel old as hell here
03:36:07 ‹InMotion› last I heard he was still working on it
03:36:32 ‹Snozz› you young whippersnappers dont know all of the amazing people who laid down hours upon hours in fornt of their computer screens to make this place what it is today
03:36:47 ‹universecannot› didn't i join before you? lol

03:37:26 ‹InMotion› yea it really has been a long time... lol
03:37:33 ‹InMotion› so much growth and change wow
03:37:34 ‹Snozz› universecannot, LMAOOOOOOOOOO
03:37:39 ‹Snozz› we joined the same day!!!
03:37:44 ‹Snozz› hahaha
03:37:44 ‹InMotion› whaaaaat
03:37:48 ‹InMotion› sync!!
03:37:59 ‹universecannot› wow i just looked and saw that to lmao!


sync :]



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