In the event of accidental ingestion don't panic just stay on the couch and hang on for dear life. Beware the powers of the devils lettuce and remember when you see weed call 1-800- POTBUSTERS and we will have a technician over shortly to dispose of your infestation, one time low rate of a bag of chips and a container of salsa, give our technicians 1 to 2 hours to totally resolve the issue. 
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SKA wrote:Allthough I had a great laugh reading the article & this topic the sad thing is that there'Apart from standing upright, reading, writing and speaking language, these "people" are really just overrated, overestimated apes -_- Aren't we all? 
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jbark wrote:
Don't wed the bed, be a bride to a pothhead or a groom to doom. Just say BLOW.
JBArk
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what's a poth-head? My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
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Parshvik Chintan wrote:what's a poth-head? It's a typo - should be "m"oth-head. It's how people look when you smoke weed, also known as mary-jane, or REEFER (on the streets). It's important we get our facts and nomenclature correct to fight this scourge of drug craziness. JNArc JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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The swedish minister of justice Beatrice Ask once again shows how smart she is by actually beleiving this story and writing about it on her facebook lol!! This once again shows what kind of people makes laws and rule our governments 
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SHroomtroll wrote:The swedish minister of justice Beatrice Ask once again shows how smart she is by actually beleiving this story and writing about it on her facebook lol!! This once again shows what kind of people makes laws and rule our governments a close-minded ignoramus in the government?!? color me shocked  next you will be telling me politicians are all greedy liars too.... thank god we at least have rational law enforcement.. My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
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That's exactly what my cousin looked like when he overdosed from doing too many pots. It's a damn shame that our children have to grow up in such a depraved, immoral world which is so tolerant of drug use... 
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He was already dead. They said he "lost control of the car" in the article. He was a reefer head who spliffed a roach of toke before getting behind the wheel. The grass done him in before he hit the tree! But because he had all that marie jane in the car that crushed him, they ASSUMED that was what killed him. If they had done an autopsy, they would have found a deadly amount of doobie in his blood. Steer clear of the locoweed folks, or the locoweed will steer you into a tree! JNArc JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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Its ..[extreemly rare].. for some one to die directly from a pot overdose...
[FAR MORE]!..have died from the use of [alcohol] in car wrecks and failed health!!!
Though .[[any substance]] thats disorents our senses can cause accadents ..and other things that can lead to death...but that doesnt directly link pot to killing anyone ..
The evil one is booze!!
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starway6 wrote:Its ..[extreemly rare].. for some one to die directly from a pot overdose...
[FAR MORE]!..have died from the use of [alcohol] in car wrecks and failed health!!!
Though .[[any substance]] thats disorents our senses can cause accadents ..and other things that can lead to death...but that doesnt directly link pot to killing anyone ..
The evil one is booze!!
You have been mislead friend. Read the OP and the link. Then carefully look up and see what subforum this thread is in.  Don't let the EvilWeed Weed your lifE. JNArc JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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No because alcohol is legal and the government knows what's best for us so if weed was good and alcohol was evil then alcohol would be illegal and weed wouldn't. Drugs are bad and when people do drugs they are bad people who should go to jail. That's a fact.
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Entheogenerator wrote:No because alcohol is legal and the government knows what's best for us so if weed was good and alcohol was evil then alcohol would be illegal and weed wouldn't. Drugs are bad and when people do drugs they are bad people who should go to jail. That's a fact. this. it really is just common sense. despite what all those deluded stoner drug addicts will tell you. My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
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Parshvik Chintan wrote:Entheogenerator wrote:No because alcohol is legal and the government knows what's best for us so if weed was good and alcohol was evil then alcohol would be illegal and weed wouldn't. Drugs are bad and when people do drugs they are bad people who should go to jail. That's a fact. this. it really is just common sense. despite what all those deluded stoner drug addicts will tell you. ALCOHOL: Al= all co=togetherness hol=whole We are all together and whole. That is the divine message the numinous Ethan-all delivers. (Ethan is a biblical name meaning strength - again the message: together, we are strong!) MARIJUANA Mar=Marred, tainted rewon= recaptured Na=scottish form of not, or negation Stained and recaptured, we are no more. That is the message of diabolical obliteration delivered by the devil skunk. Take heed all, and flush your weed all. JNArc JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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Pot makes your eyes bleed. My 10th grade math teacher said so. No really, she did. (I didn't listen...) Are my eyes bleeding, man? Sine experientia nihil sufficienter sciri potest -Roger Bacon
*γνῶθι σεαυτόν*
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OMG GUYS!!!!!! me and my wife just had a slip and shared a reefer cigarette and I think we overdosed!! oh shit we should have never left gin, now the paramedics will come and will bring on the police and I will lose my job and will never get it hard again, and my wife will be exposed to the peddler who gave us the dope for free while someone assaults me in the prison showers and... BAHAHAH fooled you I tried weed yesterday for the first time and now I'm puffing on a AK47 doobie while I worship Moloch. And I'm thinking tomorrow I'll throw in some meth. All you intellectuals with your baby pineal fetishes are so cute. Ave Satani. Weedsel "The Menu is Not The Meal." - Alan Watts
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JBark, you are absolutely right. Vodsel please: CALL THE PARAMEDICS RIGHT NOW YOU ARE OVERDOSING AND YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 10 MINUTES IF YOU DON'T GET TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!People, if there is any chance that you may have accidentally come into contact with marijuana or marijuana smoke even once in your life (especially if you have ever been present during a "hot box" as they call on the street), you really need to see a doctor. You are probably dying slowly and in the process becoming possessed by evil terroristdemons who will turn your children into their slaves and make you worship the devil and hate America. The doctor will prescribe Demonout©, a powerful exorcistic medication that can rid a person of all marijuana induced terroristdemons for good as long as they take 30mg at least 8 times a day. The side effects are minimal, including but not limited to: bladder pain, bloody urine/stool, difficult/burning urination, respiratory depression/stimulation (simultaneously), dilated pupils, vasoconstriction, suicidal tendencies, corrosion of the esophagus, facial detachment, sleep deprivation, gullibility, total anesthesia, blackouts, inability to control the actions and movements of ones limbs and extremities, difficulty thinking for oneself and making educated decisions, dizziness, constant pounding migraines, blind faith in the government, death, homosexuality, additional personalities, and anal leakage. I saw someone smoking marijuana on TV once so I had to immediately go on Demonout©, and it is the best decision I have ever made because now I know that drugs are bad.
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vodsel nooooooooooo it only takes a few marijuanas for brain cell death to occur 0_0
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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