I wonder what would happen if you dropped LSD in a Jesus theme park?

everyone would appear to be walking on water, thus exposing the fact that jesus was
a fraud, and a dealer, who sold people hallucinogens so they would believe that he was the messiah.

There is a serious accountability issue here: not only on the side of the those charged with an offense - but the very dangerous repugnance of officials and media. If we are to trust the 'news' and the 'police' - they had better be sure of their own understanding. And if they are sure, then this is beyond negligence, it is wanton fear mongering and inexcusable. Personally I find it offensive and insulting to any intellect [other than the aforementioned cops or reporters, who evidently lack this characteristic]

These are very obvious and disastrously over hyped falsehoods - every single point made by officials and media is absolutely inaccurate. Unless...

Unless; there really IS something 'to all this' - perhaps this isn't merely the typical rendering of distilled, totally rearranged-to-suit-out-own-agendas stupiditism? My first thought was - '...' Like many of you, as I suppose, I was prepared to call it a wash, relegating the entire affair to some big-pencil using under-educated podunks. Maybe that was hasty of me? Could there be more than meets the moonshine with these Kentucky-fried authorities - they are after all using words with more than three syllables this time. What if they uncovered/discovered a highly advanced metalinguistic communication method which we here simply cannot fathom - limited as we are by the spartan capacity of only one brain each?

Being so vexed by it all, I channeled Ramtha to ask for clear answers - I was unsuccessful [owing this to not believeing in channeling OR Ramtha] so I endeavored another divining instrument, skrying. My crystal ball is in the repair shop, so I just got high and stood over the toilet, swaying in threshold trance as I tried to remember why I was in the bathroom staring at the toilet water. Then it dawned on me: so simple!

Using the formula I must have acquired during my commode-skrye I will do my best to translate/transcribe here what I learned. Sadly, the actual mechanisms of this process are lost to memory, because I smoked alot of DMT preparing to remember all this, so bear with me.

This technique the cops and that stupid lady on TV applied to apprehend such esoteric information is somewhat of a hyperdimensional decryption fact - decoder, which - by unknown means - apparently breaks down [any form of] communicable data and rearranges it 'the way they want'...Altogether an extremely sophisticated and totally fabricated device of meaningless inane babble. And it functions as some sort of high resonance impossibility generator all while completely demolishing every vestige of truth or reality.

Therefore: [the following transcribed from my own notes (which were never taken) after using the fictional non existent instrument I failed to accurately describe above)

~ the syntactical breakdown of key points in the facts of the case, as related by our forthcoming media and the ineffable integrity of all cops:

"DMT is very similar to bath salts"

- when we apply our technique to this statement we can see immediately that preposterous nonsense is absolutely easy to create and disseminate once freed of the burden of integrity. Allowing for decryption, 'D M T' is simply substituted for 'is similar to bath salts' - while 'is similar to bath salts' is recreated by questionably dubious insincere means then, we regenerate the abbreviation 'D M T' and insert/superimpose that in front of our newly deciphered deceit. In the same session I applied this model to the statements that 'DMT is explosive/ made in similar fashion to methamphetamine' - viola! Merely take whatever words, characters or devices you have, send them through the forgotten procedure I have described in full, and after you get very stoned you will have exactly the translation which best suits your own personal interests and agendas. This is high art friends, deep arcana and should be approached with care, respect, and tinfoil hats.

DMT is to bath salts, what an X-Box is to a three toed sloth.
And shit...

My head exploded a little bit reading that, must have been the endogenous DMT.

It's hard to believe that these news reports are serious.

Hrm.. i digress..

That' s why when you want to illustrate that a place is full of backwards-ass folks, you just add the suffix ''-tucky''to the end of the place name,as in our friends across the river in Van-tucly.

Sorry Vancouver,usa.

that is just horrible could you imagine if cops came in your house arrested you for manufacture of a schedual one drug the in the newspaper says hat you were doing is just as dangerous as meth when all you were doing was making some changa and growing some buds MESSED UP

Meanwhile in Kentuky....

At last, his reign of evil is over

that's dog sold me some bad brown acid, it wasn't poisoned it was just baaaad acid.

bad dog! bout time they caught his ass...bunk artist.

That story places the dividing line between sane reasonable thoughtful humans, and whatever the hell the mass populace is evolving into. The line becomes clearer, and it is terrifying.