DMT may cause everything to be awesome.

"DMT may cause temporary infatuation with inanimate objects."

rectal administration of DMT provides quick relief for 3/5 out of 7 hemorrhoid patients

please keep out of the reach of children and cats

DMT can cause multi-dimensional body spasms

Chronic and prolonged use of methylated tryptamines may cause immense bliss, joy, euphoria, and/or occasional happiness.

If you experience these or other related symptoms lasting moar than 4 hours please contact a physician.

Frequent users partaking in this plant/human tryptamine often report real sensations of urination or excretion while in the altered state- only to later discover, with much relief (pun not intended), their underpants un-soiled once effects of the drug begin to wear off. Consult with your witchdoctor if hallucinations last longer than 4 hours.

Side affects of DMT may also include an addictive attitude not to the drug itself, but to the online communities consisting of users. Some of these addicts have reported a bizarre change in ones sense of humor, and have even created satirical discussions on the mock-medical side effects of DMT.