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Praxis.
Senior Member
#361 Posted : 12/21/2014 5:29:25 AM
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06:23:50 ‹spractral›and all of a sudden i started sweating and had to lie down
06:24:07 ‹tatt›poo tryin to make a break for it Razz
06:24:12 ‹VTSeeker48›lmao
06:24:31 ‹spractral›i didnt know it was the crap at first, but i ended up doubled over in pain and once it finally came out it exploded, like a giant train
06:24:46 ‹tatt›Very happy
06:24:51 ‹spractral›awesome times


Cool
"Consciousness grows in spirals." --George L. Jackson

If you can just get your mind together, then come across to me. We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sunrise from the bottom of the sea...
But first, are you experienced?
 
D.REYx420
#362 Posted : 12/21/2014 7:26:23 AM
Solid
"we are not human being's having spiritual experiences, we are spiritual being's having human experience's." (Teilhard de Chardin (1975?)
 
cubeananda
#363 Posted : 12/26/2014 12:02:24 AM
Every so often the stars align...
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universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#364 Posted : 1/4/2015 5:12:08 AM
Quote:

06:04:29 ‹QuizBot›[Quiz of the Evening] Is Salvia divinorum: a) Lizards b) Frogs c) Goats d) Candles that are people e) Your ceiling that is your brain f) you're a ceiling with a brain g) yer sealin wit da braiiing h) yer sealin wit da braiing i) yer sealin wit da braiing j) yer sealin wit da braiing k) you should have called your father back today



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
Orion
Senior Member
#365 Posted : 1/5/2015 5:07:31 PM
That's hilarious uni Very happy
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#366 Posted : 2/19/2015 5:30:29 AM
Quote:
06:29:27 ‹RhythmSpring›when i take ayahuasca my burps smell like dead things
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
adam
#367 Posted : 2/19/2015 5:33:02 AM
universecannon wrote:
Quote:

06:04:29 ‹QuizBot›[Quiz of the Evening] Is Salvia divinorum: a) Lizards b) Frogs c) Goats d) Candles that are people e) Your ceiling that is your brain f) you're a ceiling with a brain g) yer sealin wit da braiiing h) yer sealin wit da braiing i) yer sealin wit da braiing j) yer sealin wit da braiing k) you should have called your father back today



LMAO

Thats perfect

/me applauds
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#368 Posted : 2/21/2015 6:01:54 AM
06:55:46 ‹Orion›Those who who speak don't know the score, and those who know smoalk the moar
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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RhythmSpring
#369 Posted : 2/21/2015 11:08:55 PM
00:07:24 ‹Orion›avoid round numbers to let the magic in...
00:07:30ouro left the room (Timeout)
00:07:33 ‹Orion›i dont know what i even mean by that...
00:07:43 ‹Orion›but... i've seen it
00:07:45 ‹RhythmSpring›define a round number
00:07:51 ‹Horuscope›0
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
universecannon
Moderator | Skills: harmalas, melatonin, trip advice, lucid dreaming
#370 Posted : 3/3/2015 3:39:43 AM
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04:38:15 ‹gnomus›first time i heard some tipper
04:38:18 ‹gnomus›i was like
04:38:23 ‹gnomus›i've seen this music before
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<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
Orion
Senior Member
#371 Posted : 3/4/2015 10:29:33 PM
23:27:25 ‹Operculum›i accidentally sat on my N64 controller once after i took a shower, but that was as close as i got to anal
23:27:44 ‹Operculum›i even had the rumble pack in it
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#372 Posted : 3/19/2015 4:45:00 AM
Quote:
05:43:54 ‹Morris Crowley›coining new term: brojeria... when college student neoshamans get into the heavy plants
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#373 Posted : 3/26/2015 5:04:32 AM
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06:03:05 ‹Mustelid›I once described LSD thus. "So you and your friend are fryin on LSD, and you get really thirsty but are having a hard time gettin up on account of the chair all meltin on you and such, so you ask your buddy, "Hey, could you pass me that glass of water." But what comes out of your mouth is, "If you wish to contact Jordache, press G on your nebulizer." Funny thing is he passes you the water anyway.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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Parshvik Chintan
#374 Posted : 3/26/2015 11:20:41 PM
dreamer042 wrote:
06:55:46 ‹Orion›Those who who speak don't know the score, and those who know smoalk the moar

this is the greatest sentence in all of existence.
My wind instrument is the bong
CHANGA IN THE BONGA!
樹
 
spacexplorer
#375 Posted : 3/27/2015 9:41:11 PM
Miksiton wrote:
12:51:21 ‹spacexplorer› ye its just a drug and im gonna smoke it i dont see what the big deal is whats all this respect talk



Rofl I don't remember saying that...was it taken out of context
 
○
ModeratorSenior Member
#376 Posted : 3/28/2015 11:57:57 PM
00:54:53 ‹DmnStr8›What do you call an illegally parked frog?
00:55:45 ‹DmnStr8›toad
00:55:51 ‹alkan0id›lol
00:55:56 ‹Tatt›xD lmao
 
dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#377 Posted : 4/1/2015 11:25:15 PM
Quote:
00:22:50 ‹Valura›can you really ask people 400 dollars for basically telling them not to be an idiot
00:23:09 ‹Nom›absolutely
00:23:13 ‹Nom›what do you think life coaching is?
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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dreamer042
Moderator | Skills: Mostly harmless
#378 Posted : 4/2/2015 4:14:01 AM
Quote:
05:10:47 ‹slewb›i just watched interstellar and the implication that we could somehow evolve into 5-dimentional bros pissed me off so hard
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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RhythmSpring
#379 Posted : 4/11/2015 3:07:29 AM
03:03:04 ‹Snozz›well pu RS
03:03:08 ‹Snozz›put
03:03:15 ‹Snozz›im not rtying to be ah radass in that thread

03:23:57 ‹Snozz›im sorry
03:24:04 ‹Snozz›relly sott
03:24:18 ‹Snozz›<3

03:25:55 ‹Snozz›just like wtd
03:25:58 ‹Snozz›wtf

03:27:47 ‹RhythmSpring again›Snozz you might want to take keyboard lessons
03:28:02 ‹Snozz›lol rs
03:28:04 ‹Snozz›watchouy

03:28:24 ‹Snozz›imma wra[ ,yself in silliness just tyo come afyet you if you keep it up
03:28:26 ‹Snozz›Razz
03:28:52RhythmSpring again is deeply afyeted
03:29:00 ‹Snozz›LOL
03:29:11 ‹Snozz›deserved that one

03:31:59 ‹Snozz›bonnga teh changa
03:32:05 ‹Snozz›ok why not

03:36:14 ‹Snozz›gnomus knpws

03:36:25 ‹Snozz›i dunno wtd it did

03:37:01 ‹Snozz›how are we not stidying his?
03:37:02 ‹Snozz›this
03:37:18 ‹Snozz›hello

03:37:32 ‹Snozz›this is why i used to do thi everyday
03:37:33 ‹Snozz›lol
03:37:40 ‹Snozz›yea e8
03:37:48 ‹universecannon›^_______^
03:37:49 ‹Snozz›jfc
03:37:58 ‹Snozz›uc <3

03:42:55 ‹Snozz›everyome
03:43:06 ‹Snozz›cjamga [arty
03:43:07 ‹universecannon›what am i watching
03:43:12 ‹Tatt›snozz
03:43:16 ‹Tatt›deep?
03:43:18 ‹Snozz›snoooalk
03:43:22 ‹Snozz›not deepest

03:43:43 ‹Snozz›but gppd
03:43:52 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›gnom, go fur it
03:43:57 ‹e8›dont snorkel, scuba
03:43:57 ‹Snozz›i was deffp in wtf ;and

03:46:25 ‹Snozz›uea uc
03:46:28 ‹Snozz›thats upsettinf me
03:46:32 ‹Snozz›gonna tell travman
03:46:35 ‹Snozz›eyyo
03:46:37 ‹Tatt›Very happy
03:46:42 ‹proto-pax›?
03:46:42 ‹Snozz›gibr ud vjsms
03:46:48 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›too the left....werd
03:46:49 ‹Tatt›jajajaja
03:46:49 ‹Snozz›givr ud vhsnvr
03:46:52 ‹Snozz›FS<<TY
03:47:00 ‹Snozz›goddammit
03:47:02 ‹Snozz›give us changa
03:47:05 ‹Snozz›!!!!
03:47:10 ‹Snozz›lol
03:47:10 ‹universecannon›LOL
03:47:13 ‹gnomus›nooow dip baby! dip baby!
03:47:13 ‹Tatt›it's in the box
03:47:16 ‹Tatt›ot the left
03:47:18 ‹Tatt›to
03:47:19 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›hehe
03:47:19 ‹proto-pax›snozz whats up
03:47:20 ‹universecannon›givr ud vhsnvr trav!


03:51:22 ‹Snozz›look man
03:51:30 ‹Snozz›i turned off the lifhts to smoalk
03:51:41 ‹Snozz›i cant see the keyvpad
03:51:48 ‹Snozz›stocl woth ot or dpmt
03:51:55 ‹Snozz›o camt dea;
03:51:59 ‹Snozz›|9

03:52:23 ‹Snozz›no i, nack
03:52:29 ‹Snozz›LOL
03:52:33 ‹Snozz›macl
03:52:38 ‹Snozz›bacl dammit
03:52:44 ‹Snozz›lol it passed me asheep
03:52:48 ‹Snozz›since when bacn
03:52:54 ‹Snozz›noooooo
03:52:57 ‹Snozz›,ale ots top
03:53:01 ‹Snozz›l;ol

03:56:04 ‹Snozz›yall killed me
03:56:06 ‹Snozz›im ded
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
Swinjin
#380 Posted : 4/11/2015 3:25:18 AM
^Thumbs up Big grin
 
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