SWIM has discovered something amazing! Combining herbs, harmala MAOI's and DMT. Crazy, huh!? It's basically smokeable ayahuasca! Whaaaaat!? you say? I kid you not, this is real. All it needs is a name. That's where i need your help! teeheehee "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
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Let's call it Ted... just seems appropriate. Since this is a new discovery and all... Sometimes it's good for a change. Other times it isn't.
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This discovery is sure to kickstart a MAJOR revolution! Quick, everyone buy bitcoin! This is the time to really find out who you are and enjoy every moment you have. Take advantage of it.
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 This will change the world
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We call it Elfbush™ so as not to confuse it with other brands, you understand. Elfbush® is a registered trademark of Kikkerco industries. All rights reserved. Patent pending.
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You guys are forgetting something....i cant put my finger on it just yet.... OH! Thats it. You should probably make dubious claims about said mixture being safe in combination with compounds harmalas are known to be contraindicated with. Its perfect now. 
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Dammit man, ©,®, & TM that stuff, right away. Have you ever thought about offering Certified Indigenous (NAME OF SUBSTANCE HERE) ceremonies? Life,you could tell folks it's legal on Facetube, sell them a card that says so, then charge,oh IDK, at least a couple hundred per puff! Don't forget the new age claims of enlightenment fur yourself first though- you know, authority. Sine experientia nihil sufficienter sciri potest -Roger Bacon
*γνῶθι σεαυτόν*
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null24 wrote:Dammit man, ©,®, & TM that stuff, right away.
Have you ever thought about offering Certified Indigenous (NAME OF SUBSTANCE HERE) ceremonies? Life,you could tell folks it's legal on Facetube, sell them a card that says so, then charge,oh IDK, at least a couple hundred per puff! Don't forget the new age claims of enlightenment fur yourself first though- you know, authority. Ah yes, you see Elfbush™ has an ancient traditional history dating back to when this Philosopher? invented it in the great long long ago. It is in fact legal kuz indigenous people's rights and religious freedom and stuff and my high priced lawyer can attest to that, as long as the retainer fees keep coming in. I have multiple certificates both from brick and mortar and online degree mills that certify my status as an expert. I once shook the hand of a man that shook Terence Mckenna's hand, so you know, I'm totally a master shaman. Did I mention I'm also a Discordian pope? Access to the sacrament is available for a simple "donation" of your life savings, left arm, and worldly possessions, if you have a membership card. However, the card will only be made available after attending a minimum of 6 weekend "ceremonies". The good news is we are offering a special package where you can get the card, access to our online sacrament store, and the full ceremony package, all for only 3 easy payments of $1999.95! A savings of $999.99! Act now, this offer won't last long.
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pitubo wrote:Smoalkuasca? Harmullein 
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fatherseb wrote:Come on boys. Seriously? "Seriously?" is an awesome name suggestion 
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Your first priority should be to patent it. This invention is yours and yours alone.
Don't let anyone bullshark you!!!
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Hate to be a buzzkill but my uncle and I invented this back in the 80's.
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Asher7 wrote:Hate to be a buzzkill but my uncle and I invented this back in the 80's. Cousin!! This is the time to really find out who you are and enjoy every moment you have. Take advantage of it.
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pitubo wrote:Smoalkuasca? Ramanajasca This is the time to really find out who you are and enjoy every moment you have. Take advantage of it.
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Tchah, my grandad was smoalking this stuff back in the forties. Turned Hoffman on to LSD, as well. “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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