It looks like you pulled mimosa in the naphtha, but I'm just guessing. I'm actually more amused that you started writing the post with the pointless third person "swim" acronym, but then switched to the first person "I" at the end of your, or "swims", post. Swim makes for clunky writing and does not offer any kind of legal protection whatsoever. Besides, no one cares that we are posting here, or if "they" do, they're certainly bidding their time springing an illusiory trap.
Fear, belief, love phenomena that determined the course of our lives. These forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish. We cross and recross our old paths like figure skaters; our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.
---David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas