Bearded Sky Buddy would renounce all the consumerist commercial materialists who claim to follow him.
The guy actually renounced his own mother... cause the ol' virgin wasn't serious enough for him.
He also would probably
Occupy Wall Street. (remember what he did to the Biblical moneylenders)
Capitalism and Christianity
don't mix.
He told his followers to give everything they had to the poor and follow him with only a staff and a single set of clothes. He said if you have one tunic, you need not a second...
Thus, he would probably be
smellier than the average Occupy neo-hippie. They, at least, own more than one set of clothes. Bearded Sky Buddy would have to strip naked to wash his grungy vestments.
Bearded Sky Buddy would be a
badass barefoot water skiier.
"Curiouser and curiouser..." ~ Alice
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." ~ Buddha