Hey guys.
Other day I decided it was time to blast off. I had been playing some video games and tidying up around the house since my wife and kids were out. Just a normal day.
It had been quite a while, probably around 3 months since I'd gone near her, but I felt the calling.
I loaded my genie up, sat comfortably on my bed and looked out the window where some landscapers were working across the road in the park.
One.
Deep breath but I recall saying to myself that I exhaled too quickly.
Two.
Deep and long. I'm coughing but I'm holding my mouth firmly closed, this causes vapour to leak out my nostrils.
Three.
I'm beyond the need to cough now. I feel as though I could vape the same amount over in a single pull. I find myself in my room and everything is "breathing".
I know that its only a few seconds before she takes me away. I blink and need to do a double take so I close my eyes again. That's what I thought I saw, a mass of color pattern and, well you know, hyperspace stuff.
I, in line with a few of my other experiences encounter a feline-esque entity. It appears to be similar to a Siamese but it clearly radiates higher intellegence.
Despite this we are not communicating, I am merely observing as the fabric of hyperspace envelopes it's head and down it's body like a towel and as it does removes fur and flesh leaving it looking like a creature of cosmic muscle, this is not disturbing and the entity does not look bothered.
At this point I exhale the vapor from my lungs and the force of it leaving my mouth feels like a rockets jet blast blowing my onto my back with a big "oh fuck".
I don't know how long I had my eyes closed for, felt like a long time but surely it wasn't, still I look at my hands, my body and it takes a few moments to register what and who I am.
My room was doing it's usual open eye visual tricks but the insight began to play in my mind.
The place I just went, it was real. Truly real. Nothing HERE really matters it's just where I live. Thats the big joke! I get to experience the real for what, a few minutes and I have to stay in the false world for a lifetime.
All the bills, standards to conform go, work, arguements and struggles for a few token enjoyable things like a holiday, nice clothes etc, they don't even matter and I've seen the real, but fake or not I have to comply ! Ha! What a mockery!
I lay on the bed laughing and speaking to myself about this for a good 10 minutes. I remember I better mop the floors before the family get home and it causes me to chuckle some more. Mop the floors. How ridiculous, and how ridiculous would all this sound to somebody who hasnt met her.
I roll to my side to get up and look back out the window seeing the landscapers working, yep still out there, better get to it then!
"We'll sit quiet, be alert, pay attention to you, be available, hold good thoughts and feelings for you. If you need human contact, just put out your hand and somebody will take it. If you lose control, we're here to help. Otherwise, this is your experience, not ours. Your pretty much on your own."