 Kind regards, The Traveler The Traveler attached the following image(s):  spicejet-737-900.jpg (68kb) downloaded 33 time(s).
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Enoon wrote:I wonder where they fly to... "Flight from Europe to hyperspace will take off in 2 minutes... So all passengers please be so kind to pick up the GVG thats strapped under all your seats and take a deep breath."
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I hear it's vital for space travel... "...I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats could grin..." - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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ha! i wonder if there is a changa mini plane 
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"This is your Captain speaking here. We are expecting a little turbulence due to an approaching fractal crysanthemum, please remain calm, strap on your seat belts and let go. The weather on the Other Side is sunny with few scattered self-dribbling impossible faberge egg clouds......... "
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The eight-tentacled stewardess will be serving shots of a bitter drink to calm your nerves and enhance the perceived smoothness of the flight...  Some things will come easy, some will be a test
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Flip the jet. We need a Spice Shuttle.
"The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal." - Aleister Crowley
Dark Matter is merely a byproduct of the Mind's imagination. Everything written on this board in his name is pure fiction. He is nothing more than an Illusion. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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The difference with this airline is that the seats are located IN THE TURBINES. And you never see the "eight-tentacled stewardess" until after liftoff!! JBArk the singed  JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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....We encourage you to leave all your baggage behind...so you will find that your fragile human ego will fit snugly into the overhead compartment & remain there, safe, until you return home...to try & figure out just where the hell you've went. No need to lock your tray table upright, as all physical objects will conveniently melt away in a few seconds after lift off....
This is great!WS All posts are fictional short stories depicting the adventures of WSaged!! None of these events have actually happened and any resemblance to any real persons or incidents is totally coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If they did it the way we do around here they would not need no frigging plane..... Everything mentioned herein has been deemed by our staff of expert psychiatrists to be the delusional rantings of a madman who has been treated with Thorazine who is hospitalized within the confines of our locked facility. This patient sometimes requires the application of 6 point leather restraints and electrodes at the temples to break his delusions. Therefore, take everything mentioned above with a grain of salt...
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"This is your flight attendant speaking. When you hear high pitched electrical sound please remain calm, as it is not an indication of an engine malfunction of any sort. Also, the mothafuggin snakes on this mothafuggin plane are non-poisonous, sentient, and will not harm you."
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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Our shirt for the Nexus should be a GVG that says "Spice Shuttle" on it Step forward into your cave. That's right. You're going deeper into your cave. And you're going to find, your power animal...
Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you. Now keep this going, remember to breathe, and step forward through the backdoor of the room. Where does it lead?
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Please remain calm in the event of being eaten by a snake. It is metaphorical, transient, and probably has something to do with photons emitted by your own DNA. Some things will come easy, some will be a test
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Where did the pic of the jet go???? Did it get repoed already? WS All posts are fictional short stories depicting the adventures of WSaged!! None of these events have actually happened and any resemblance to any real persons or incidents is totally coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Temporarily dismantled by machine elves for repair? Some things will come easy, some will be a test
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mattritt wrote:Our shirt for the Nexus should be a GVG that says "Spice Shuttle" on it This is magic baby, pure magic Got GVG ? Mhm. Got DMT ? Pandora wrote:Nexus enjoys cutting edge and ongoing superior programming skills of the owner of this site (The Traveler), including recent switching to the .me domain name. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block Simon Jester wrote:"WTF n00b, buy the $100 vapor pipe or GTFO" Ignorance of the law does not protect you from prosecution
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