polytrip wrote:Since then i only eat lettuce and carrots. I only eat dogs & chickens!! Potatoes are always lieing to me too!!! breakMYhead wrote:
Man takes strong psychedelic.
His dog appears smaller. He put's his chicken in a room.
When psychedlic wears off he finds this strange.
HA!WS All posts are fictional short stories depicting the adventures of WSaged!! None of these events have actually happened and any resemblance to any real persons or incidents is totally coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!
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polytrip wrote:I have this happening all the times: I had a bag of potatoes lying around and they where playing this game with me all the time, pretending they where different potatoes than the ones i bought at the store but just looking almost exactly like them. Nearly drove me insane. Since then i only eat lettuce and carrots. I just burned few more neurons! This forum takes its toll on me! Need to calculate between salts and freebases? Click here! Need to calculate freebase or salt percentage at a given pH? Click here!
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SWIM smoked spice and read this thread, milk squirted out of her nose, but she has no cow! PK Dick is to LSD as HP Lovecraft is to Mushrooms
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LMFAO! Sounds like a wonerful experience actually, lol..... I own a dozen + laying hens and I must say I have contemplated, many times, vaping up some changa in the hen house. I think it would... .. .. . or could be........ A nutty experience. I love my chickens. They are a trip to watch when I'm clear headed. wonderful thread! Ice House is an alter ego. The threads, postings, replys, statements, stories, and private messages made by Ice House are 100% unadulterated Bull Shit. Every aspect of the Username Ice House is pure fiction. Any likeness to SWIM or any real person is purely coincidental. The creator of Ice House does not condone or participate in any illicit activity what so ever. The makebelieve character known as Ice House is owned and operated by SWIM and should not be used without SWIM's expressed written consent.
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Haha Ice House be sure to check back after you do it. You might end up locking up all the hens in your bedroom while you go out looking for the real ones. SWIM is Spartacus!
The things posted on DMT-Nexus by Shayku are generally false. They are for entertainment purposes only.
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WSaged wrote:hyperspacing wrote:Ps. When the chicken ran in the house did it say the sky was falling? Of course! Chickens have very limited vocabulary, they're always sayin' that! WS Not always. In december last year i saw this huge chicken with a white beard in a red costume. It is true that this chicken had a limited vocabulary of only three words it kept repeating over and over...but it wasn't about the sky falling down. It went on and on in getto slang, postulating the imperative that prostitutes are supposed to have a nice christmastime 
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polytrip wrote:I have this happening all the times: I had a bag of potatoes lying around and they where playing this game with me all the time, pretending they where different potatoes than the ones i bought at the store but just looking almost exactly like them. Nearly drove me insane. Since then i only eat lettuce and carrots. Wow, I know this! My socks were bragging that they had switched feet without permission. The groggy morning state I was in, I warned them that I would switch feet and see how they felt then!  "Blinded by their own sight, hearing, feeling, and knowing, they don't perceive the radiance of the source. If they could eliminate all conceptual thinking, this source would appear, like the sun rising through the empty sky and illuminating the whole universe." - Huang Po
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can you please share the names of your pet dog and chicken with the nexus in order to add further clarity to this story?
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The dog is Ashta and the chicken, which my friend stole from a truck destine for a Jewish kaparos sacrifice is named Verity which means truth. I don't have Verity anymore because she is now at Woodstock Farm Sanctuary. You can see more pictures of her on my FaceBook page. Moderator wrote:Please do not post links to your actual identity on the Nexus...the policy of anonymity on the Nexus exists in order to keep its members from potentially disclosing their identity to unscrupulous individuals 
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rofl.............
please sticky this, this was 1 of best story's I have heard yet!!
@ least Ashta and verity are still in good condition
(your chicken looks lke its saying ''fuck off to the camera'' cause ima chieken and just dont givee a shiittttt)
lol PeAcE
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