When it was called to my attention that we had four members in chat (during the time I was there) that were on LSD at the same time, I thought of this joke:
Four guys walk into a chat room on LSD. The bartender asks if any of them have the time. The first one agrees he has the time. The second one looks at his watch, but cannot decipher it. The third one concludes that surely time must be in the second one's watch. The fourth one has no concept of time, and is wondering what a bartender is doing in a chat room.
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb